Well had a crazy day today here. I am an American living here in China. I caught a pickpocket and yelled at him. So he says something to me and goes right back to picking the purse he was in the first place. What are you a flaming dumbass!!!! So I yell theif and point at him. No not your regular yell but the kind that hearken back to my days as a Sergent. Then he is scared shitless and runs. I am still a little on the edge because I was ready for a scrap over a purse of someone I never met. Am I insane?

The wit of a misplaced ex-patriot.
I cheated on my metaphysics exam by looking into the soul of the person next to me.