Hey Dee & Dido, now that I know where you guys hang out, maybe I can pester you too?

My question for the forum is this: If a person like myself, that hasn't been able to remember the difference between an adjective and an adverb since the third grade, can lean enough here to be able to write a short script (less than 20 minutes) for a voice over narration?

I'm an avid reader but I've always had a problem with my native language of American English; so much so that by the sixth grade I had become convinced that the English language was developed by the verbally insane.

Case in point:

*"If a Stinger stings, why doesn't a Finger fing?"*Anyway, I'm in a spot and need to make a presentation on June 15th, a video presentation with animations, and this is what I need to write a script for.

Any chances of getting help here?

Thanx,

Joe

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