Mugsey opened this issue on Apr 07, 2005 · 59 posts
Mugsey posted Thu, 07 April 2005 at 11:24 AM
geep posted Thu, 07 April 2005 at 11:41 AM
Don't believe it ... it's actually just a trap. ;=[
All those freebies are actually done by only one person who owns alot of stock in the Hard Disk drive companies.
cheers,
dr geep
;=]
This post was NOT edited - because Doc carefully removed all of the violence, nudity, spelling errors, typos, TOS violations, and TOP SECRET information before he hit the "Create Mess-age" the FIRST TIME !
Remember ... "With Poser, all things are possible, and poseable!"
cheers,
dr geep ... :o]
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geep posted Thu, 07 April 2005 at 11:43 AM
Shock therapy ??? NaySayGuy wants to know where he signs up.
Remember ... "With Poser, all things are possible, and poseable!"
cheers,
dr geep ... :o]
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wheatpenny posted Thu, 07 April 2005 at 11:56 AM Site Admin
I'm not addicted, I can quit any time. In fact, I've done so several hundred times already....
Jeff
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Bobasaur posted Thu, 07 April 2005 at 11:57 AM
Shock therapy? Isn't that what they call it when you're watching a sporting event half time show and one of the participants flashes herself at you for your own good?
Before they made me they broke the mold!
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Mugsey posted Thu, 07 April 2005 at 12:06 PM
Symptoms of Poser Freebie Addiction (PFA): #1, You change CD burners weekly... #2, Your last excuse for calling in sick from work was "IK disease" or - "Chronic Crosstalk"... #3, Your family is seriously considering arranging an intervention for you because you have a serious "fake porn"problem. #4, You suffer from flat fingertips and "mouse wrist". #5, There is nothing left on the entire internet for you to download. #6, You laugh at people who draw with pencils and paint with real paint - and often refer to them as "tards". #7, You claim Victoria and Stephanie as dependants on your tax returns. LOL.
Aeneas posted Thu, 07 April 2005 at 12:09 PM
Watch out for Sam Therapy (and Doctor Dream) ;)
I have tried prudent planning long enough. From now I'll be mad. (Rumi)
ockham posted Thu, 07 April 2005 at 12:09 PM
wheatpenny posted Thu, 07 April 2005 at 12:10 PM Site Admin
Am I a Poser addict? You be the judge: 1.I have a dog named Vicky (I had one named Mike but he got stolen)... 2. In a networking class, when they mentioned crosstalk, I thought of morphs being tranferred between to of the same figure...
Jeff
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rockets posted Thu, 07 April 2005 at 12:12 PM
Hey I like symptom #7 "You claim Victoria and Stephanie as dependants on your tax returns." I think I'll add Kiki and Mike and give it a try! LOL
My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice!
SamTherapy posted Thu, 07 April 2005 at 12:20 PM
"Shock therapy?" Trust me, nothing shocks me. :)
Coppula eam se non posit acceptera jocularum.
geep posted Thu, 07 April 2005 at 12:26 PM
No, no ... Sam ............. it's Shock Therapy ........ not Sam Therapy.
;=]
Remember ... "With Poser, all things are possible, and poseable!"
cheers,
dr geep ... :o]
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geep posted Thu, 07 April 2005 at 12:28 PM
P.S. to SamT Nothing? ................. ............ I'll bet 5,000 volts would. ;=]
Remember ... "With Poser, all things are possible, and poseable!"
cheers,
dr geep ... :o]
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ghelmer posted Thu, 07 April 2005 at 12:57 PM
MM>>>>>>> I'm not addicted, I can quit any time. In fact, I've done so several hundred times already.... Several hundred times already a day? Or what? After saying "Only one more render" you crank out 6 more at different angles and then you're done... THEN you crank out 4 more renders with light #3 set to spot instead of infinite... Oh yeah... I can quit anytime!!!! One more render........ ok two more!!!
The GR00VY GH0ULIE!
You are pure, you are snow
We are the useless sluts that they mould
Rock n roll is our epiphany
Culture, alienation, boredom and despair
geep posted Thu, 07 April 2005 at 1:40 PM
Do I hear ... 3hree ?
Remember ... "With Poser, all things are possible, and poseable!"
cheers,
dr geep ... :o]
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belsghost posted Thu, 07 April 2005 at 2:03 PM
What version of Poser was that created on?
KimberlyC posted Thu, 07 April 2005 at 2:04 PM
To funny!... i must agree i'm an addict. I need help! giggle
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Angel1 posted Thu, 07 April 2005 at 2:10 PM
Rance01 posted Thu, 07 April 2005 at 2:15 PM
Shock Therapy is the Visa bill ... I've spent more on Vicky clothes than Rance clothes. Rance
thixen posted Thu, 07 April 2005 at 2:30 PM
#8 on bright sunny days you try to figure out how to turn down the ambient value of the sun. #9 As you gain weight from lack of exercise you wish your clothes had more morph targets in the waist group. #10 You carry a picture of your favorite original character in your wallet, but dont own one of your significant other (or of anyone actually not made of pixels)
Little_Dragon posted Thu, 07 April 2005 at 4:44 PM
#1, You change CD burners weekly... CD burners, heck ... I'm contemplating an upgrade to a DVD burner, now that they're relatively inexpensive. My local Wal-Mart had some Hewlett-Packards in a bargain bin for about $50 recently.
geep posted Thu, 07 April 2005 at 4:53 PM
Gawsh ... next we'll be needing DVD burner farms. ;=]
Remember ... "With Poser, all things are possible, and poseable!"
cheers,
dr geep ... :o]
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shedofjoy posted Thu, 07 April 2005 at 5:02 PM
im in denial
Getting old and still making "art" without soiling myself, now that's success.
pakled posted Thu, 07 April 2005 at 5:03 PM
no..my current instanity is (yes)another database that allows me to reference all items for a given model..I'm at 850, and I'm not even out of the '!' section of Poses..;)
I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit
anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)
geep posted Thu, 07 April 2005 at 5:22 PM
@ shedofjoy ......... you're in a river? ;=]
Remember ... "With Poser, all things are possible, and poseable!"
cheers,
dr geep ... :o]
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Tiny posted Thu, 07 April 2005 at 5:37 PM
I absolutely deny being an addict. So there...
I am only going nuts because my HD with my work and all my latest downloads was "locked" (read messed up) by MSI live update.
One could say they locked it and threw away the key and gave me a 'hal.dll error' instead. Can't get to it and the panic is slowly coming over me.
bangs head in keyboard>> oiuasd asdh 34+spd'adja,.magiotu3#98=?( djgh
thixen posted Thu, 07 April 2005 at 5:58 PM
In that case can I interest you in this nice assortment of all purpose computer fixer upper tools (US patent number 34+spd'adja,.magiotu3#98 patent pending)
for only $19.95 all of your computer woes will disappear.
act now, and as a bonus item we'll include this set of car fixer upper tools
and this set of noisey neighbor kid silencers
And this lovely set of steak knifes
But thats not all, for every set sold you also get a free Dr. Geep tutorial of how to use your new tools!!! This is an offer you can't afford not to refuse! ^_^
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geep posted Thu, 07 April 2005 at 6:14 PM
Oh goody .... another tut ........ I'll put it on my "list." ;=]
Remember ... "With Poser, all things are possible, and poseable!"
cheers,
dr geep ... :o]
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Mugsey posted Thu, 07 April 2005 at 6:24 PM
I'LL TAKE FOUR SETS OF EACH!!! LOL
Luthoricas posted Thu, 07 April 2005 at 6:29 PM
thixen - what's the poly count on those hammers? Could you post the freebie link where you downloaded them from? Please? Oh, and by the way, I'm not addicted... ;p
Little_Dragon posted Thu, 07 April 2005 at 6:43 PM
"You can even make french fries with Sledge-O-Matic ... but you gotta hit that 'tater juusssttt right."
-- Gallagher
manoloz posted Thu, 07 April 2005 at 8:20 PM
Oops the image is great, but the text is misspelled! independance. Unless of course we are talking of a new Daz V3 mil inj super conforming cloth pack, essential texture pack required for p3, pp, p5 and p6 pre-Jessi update.
still hooked to real life and enjoying the siesta!
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Visit my portfolio! :D
Mugsey posted Thu, 07 April 2005 at 9:53 PM
Notice how the poor PFA sufferer begins by talking about a mispelled word in a random advertisement - but then suddenly - maniacly switches gears into a mish mashed tirate of Poser terminology - and random references to various "millenium figures". Herein is a classic,and yes...Tragic example of this horrible affliction - God bless this poor person! These folks need our love,compassion,and un-dieing support...LOL :)
Crescent posted Thu, 07 April 2005 at 10:30 PM
thixen - I'll buy three - no, FIVE sets! Just tell me how to order.
cindyx posted Thu, 07 April 2005 at 10:58 PM
I'm still learning Poser... is there any way to prevent this fatal addiction? I feel a touch of it coming on. Would chicken soup help???
Latexluv posted Thu, 07 April 2005 at 11:03 PM
ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"A lonely climber walks a tightrope to where dreams are born and never die!" - Billy Thorpe, song: Edge of Madness, album: East of Eden's Gate
Weapons of choice:
Poser Pro 2012, SR2, Paintshop Pro 8
maxxxmodelz posted Fri, 08 April 2005 at 12:32 AM
"I'm still learning Poser... is there any way to prevent this fatal addiction?" Cindy, "learning" is simply another term we use for "getting hooked". ;-)
Tools : 3dsmax 2015, Daz Studio 4.6, PoserPro 2012, Blender
v2.74
System: Pentium QuadCore i7, under Win 8, GeForce GTX 780 / 2GB
GPU.
cindyx posted Fri, 08 April 2005 at 12:39 AM
OKAY... I'm HOOKED!!! Better call the Poser police......
Posermatic posted Fri, 08 April 2005 at 1:06 AM
-Everybody FREEZE!!!! -Hands off the computer!, NOW!!! -This time we got you, oh yes, got you. Giving "freebies" to to this newbie...you make me SICK!. -Thank god we find you first kid. "Poor kid it has the poser shrivers, hate to see this" -Hey sarge! Look what I found here...Links to free poser content! -Oh my god! What's wrong with this people? This is killing our youth! Booked them all! I don't want to send more people to the P.F.A.A, it cost thousands to the contributors.
cindyx posted Fri, 08 April 2005 at 2:03 AM
Hahahahahaaaaahahahhaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....... and I had been reading the forum hoping to get more tips about Poser 6!!!!
EnglishBob posted Fri, 08 April 2005 at 6:17 AM
thixen posted Fri, 08 April 2005 at 7:31 AM
EB yes I love that graphic
Mugsey posted Fri, 08 April 2005 at 7:40 AM
Oh God...it worse than I thought...(Mugsey cups face in hands and convulsively weeps before spooning more mouse poison into his glass of Cola.) LOL
wheatpenny posted Fri, 08 April 2005 at 8:40 AM Site Admin
My daughter says Poser is the computer equivalent of crack...
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maldowns posted Fri, 08 April 2005 at 9:22 AM
yes,we are all addicted, but i think we are in one hell of a great club,cheers to all, i needed this laugh!
SamTherapy posted Fri, 08 April 2005 at 1:00 PM
"My daughter says Poser is the computer equivalent of crack..." Well, I'd never get addicted to anything that's named after a part of my arse.
Coppula eam se non posit acceptera jocularum.
geep posted Fri, 08 April 2005 at 2:49 PM
Me thinks we arse all nuts! Oops, did me just violate the TOS? ..... (twice?) ;=]
Remember ... "With Poser, all things are possible, and poseable!"
cheers,
dr geep ... :o]
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Mugsey posted Fri, 08 April 2005 at 3:51 PM
TOS - Totalitarian Obnoxious Sh##, LOL :)
Bobasaur posted Fri, 08 April 2005 at 3:54 PM
What can you say... Arse well that ends well.
Before they made me they broke the mold!
http://home.roadrunner.com/~kflach/
geep posted Fri, 08 April 2005 at 5:26 PM
The arse is the end ......... n'est pas? ;=]
Remember ... "With Poser, all things are possible, and poseable!"
cheers,
dr geep ... :o]
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Mugsey posted Fri, 08 April 2005 at 6:09 PM
Oooooh-french...Louis Pastuer?...Polly Vue E~ CRACKER?... CREPE SUZETTTE...Or Crepe Paper?...Hmmmmmm... How to be french by Mugsey: #1 - Be overbearing and pretentious and act like you know everything - even if your dirt poor and have an IQ of -14... #2 - Gag on every other syllable and refuse to wear socks... #3 - Bath once a month - and don't shave your pits - especially if your a girl... #4 - Be bulimic - eat lots of pastry and then barf it back up - especially if your a guy... #5 - Listen to music that's either way too "Go Go ' a Techno", or that's at least ten years out of date... #6 - Develope an un-natural and creepy obsession with department store mannequins...
chevy posted Fri, 08 April 2005 at 11:32 PM
You can get PoserCrack at shar3d.com, page 4. And Creepy Beer, page 2. I find myself looking at women and trying to figure out how to make their clothes in PhilC's Clothing Creator Plugin :) Then my wife smacks me !
Mugsey posted Sat, 09 April 2005 at 12:25 AM
SEE! - FAKE PORN OBSESSION IN IT"S INFANCY! MY GOD MAN - GET HELP!!!...GET HELP NOOOOWWWWW!!!!! LOL.:)
Mugsey posted Sat, 09 April 2005 at 12:31 AM
#7 - develope a horrible aversion to toilet paper - and instead insist upon spraying your butt canyon with a garden hose after you poo poo...
Mugsey posted Sat, 09 April 2005 at 12:39 AM
#8 - dress so loudly gay, that even the most overly cliche and obnoxiously stereotypical gay men and tranvestite cross dressers refer to you as a "sissy Nancy".
Mugsey posted Sat, 09 April 2005 at 12:40 AM
#9 - buy a poodle - and force it to wear a bandana and designer sunglasses...
Mugsey posted Sat, 09 April 2005 at 12:48 AM
#10 - keep aqaurium fish in one of those vertical octagonal column aqauriums - but let all the fish die and make the water mirky - then place the aqaurium in a place of proud prominence where everybody that comes to your door can see it. #11 - start a wine rack, even though you live in a one room efficiency apartment with a hotplate for a kitchen and a bathroom so small that the shower and toilet are practically incorporated in an unholy merger as a single personal hygene appliance...
Mugsey posted Sat, 09 April 2005 at 12:55 AM
#12 - don't ever clip your toenails - and make sure you wear pointy toed shoes that's a loud primary color like flaming red, taxi cab cadmium yellow, lime neon green, or electric disco blue...Even if the rest of your ensemble is in the drabbest of earth tones...
Mugsey posted Sat, 09 April 2005 at 1:01 AM
#13 - find a used house painter's dropcloth - frame it - hang it above your mantle on on a prominant wall - and then refer to it in the presence of others as "The Loneliness Of Being"...