TwoPynts opened this issue on Apr 22, 2005 ยท 8 posts
TwoPynts posted Fri, 22 April 2005 at 7:57 AM
I got this in an email this morning...thought I'd share. Alabama Hell Yes, We Have Electricity. Alaska 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona But It's A Dry Heat. Arkansas Literacy Ain't Everything. California By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda. Colorado If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother. Connecticut Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet. Delaware We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water. Florida Ask Us About Our Grandkids And Our Voting Skills. Georgia We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism. Hawaii Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money) Idaho More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good Illinois Please, Don't Pronounce the "S" Indiana 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free Iowa We Do Amazing Things With Corn Kansas First Of The Rectangle States Kentucky Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names Louisiana We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign. Maine We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster Maryland If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It Massachusetts Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's And Our Senators Are More Corrupt! Michigan First Line Of Defense From The Canadians Minnesota 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes Mississippi Come And Feel Better About Your Own State Missouri Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work Montana Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest Elections! Nebraska Ask About Our State Motto Contest Nevada Hookers and Poker! New Hampshire Go Away And Leave Us Alone New Jersey You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here! New Mexico Lizards Make Excellent Pets New York You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...And No Right To Self Defense! North Carolina Tobacco Is A Vegetable North Dakota We Really Are One Of The 50 States! Ohio At Least We're Not Michigan Oklahoma Like The Play, But No Singing Oregon Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner Pennsylvania Cook With Coal Rhode Island We're Not REALLY An Island South Carolina Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet South Dakota Closer Than North Dakota Tennessee Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum. Texas Se Hablo Ingles Utah Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus Vermont Ay, Yep Virginia Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? Washington Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor! West Virginia One Big Happy Family...Really! Wisconsin Come Cut Cheese! Wyoming Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared & The District of Columbia The Work-Free Drug Place!
Kort Kramer - Kramer Kreations
Tedz posted Fri, 22 April 2005 at 1:16 PM
Right! I am getting a Green Card and I am off to Wyoming!!!
TwoPynts posted Fri, 22 April 2005 at 1:35 PM
Hahaha, I thouht you might like that one! :]
Kort Kramer - Kramer Kreations
tibet2004uk posted Fri, 22 April 2005 at 5:06 PM
I definitely stick with Louisiana!! New Orleans.....music to my ears....! :) A great one Kort even though we Europeans can't relate to everything in there! Still a fun one huh! ;) Thx for sharing!
TobinLam posted Fri, 22 April 2005 at 7:46 PM
The Texas one is so true! One town made Spanish the official language but fortunately they got reamed for it and made a nice example to the other towns that were considering it. Hello! Texas is in America where we speak English!
DJB posted Fri, 22 April 2005 at 8:59 PM
He He at 15 last names.
"The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the
absence but in the mastery of his passions."
tvernuccio posted Sat, 23 April 2005 at 2:56 AM
funny stuff, Kort!...except the one about 15 last names. :) oooooh....that was NOT nice!!!!! Kentucky just got torched!!!! :)
curly-locks posted Sun, 01 May 2005 at 8:12 PM
Maryland If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It Isnt that the truth.... the taxes on my electric bill are higher than the fee for the electric i used!