Lemurtek opened this issue on May 05, 2005 ยท 26 posts
Lemurtek posted Thu, 05 May 2005 at 6:36 PM
dlk30341 posted Thu, 05 May 2005 at 7:26 PM
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! That about sums it up...
Hawkfyr posted Thu, 05 May 2005 at 8:12 PM
That must be the old model. The new one has a "Leaving Forever AGAIN" button. Classic Lemurtek...lol Tom
“The fact that no one understands you…Doesn’t make you an artist.”
bclaytonphoto posted Thu, 05 May 2005 at 8:22 PM
Ahhh, but where is the "drink heavily" button on the Mod remote?
DCArt posted Thu, 05 May 2005 at 8:24 PM
Funny, my model has some extra buttons ... Complain CL Complain DAZ Complain Hot20 Complain Tubers Mass Download
mateo_sancarlos posted Thu, 05 May 2005 at 8:24 PM
The "leaving forever" button is located next to the "create clone" button so they can come back 2 hours later to see how people reacted to their "leaving forever" thread. But there's no "complain OT forum" button.
ClintH posted Thu, 05 May 2005 at 8:34 PM
Man - I've always heard about the "Make Art" button and there it is. My "Admin" remote only has one button. Work at full speed x 2. Those are funny remotes. Thanks for sharing. Clint
Clint Hawkins
MarketPlace Manager/Copyright Agent
All my life I've been over the top ... I don't know what I'm doing
... All I know is I don't wana stop!
(Zakk Wylde (2007))
StaceyG posted Thu, 05 May 2005 at 9:09 PM
I love this.. Too funny. Stacey
XENOPHONZ posted Thu, 05 May 2005 at 11:30 PM
Lemurtek --
I like this one! It is funny.
You've got a sense of humor.
And that's a good thing to have in the forums.
BTW -- where is the "Create Irony" button........?
XENOPHONZ posted Thu, 05 May 2005 at 11:46 PM
If you need a "Create Irony" button
The irony here is that my post was referring to something which transpired between Lemurtek and myself in another thread.
you wouldn't understand it
Now that's ironic........
XENOPHONZ posted Thu, 05 May 2005 at 11:57 PM
I love deleted posts, too. ;)
Lemurtek posted Fri, 06 May 2005 at 12:38 AM
Thanks, glad y'all found it funny! Mostly I'm just amusing myself. :) These new remotes can do away with all that old fashioned one key equals one function limitation, by using meta buttons. For examples, hold down the 'complain complainers' button and the 'complain big boobs' and the 'Make NVIATWAS' button will direct you to Wyrmmasters store. The Irony button is actually a meta function, achieved using several buttons in sequence, such as the 'Leaving Forever' followed by the 'Make Clone' button. Another meta function is the 'Infinite Regression' complaint function. Multiple presses of the 'Compain Complainer' button will invoke this. For example, two presses will post a complaint about complaining about the complainers. Three presses will post a complaint about complaining about complaing about the complainers. Multiple presses in rapid succession will create a dizzying effect, much like the obsolete drink heavily. The Mod version doesn't have a 'heavy drinking' button, since we all know mods are already drunk with power. Clint, you need the new admin updated model; the 'Work at full speed x 2.' button is actually camoflage, making it look like you're working, while you actually are playing Quake 3. Regards- Lemurtek
pearce posted Fri, 06 May 2005 at 6:06 AM
"For example, two presses will post a complaint about complaining about the complainers. Three presses will post a complaint about complaining about complaing about the complainers." :))))))) Best laugh all week -- thanx Lemurtek. m.
ClintH posted Fri, 06 May 2005 at 7:52 AM
"Clint, you need the new admin updated model; the 'Work at full speed x 2.' button is actually camoflage, making it look like you're working, while you actually are playing Quake 3." Ok - Ya got me. Actually these days its Forza Motorsport on the xBox. ;) Clint
Clint Hawkins
MarketPlace Manager/Copyright Agent
All my life I've been over the top ... I don't know what I'm doing
... All I know is I don't wana stop!
(Zakk Wylde (2007))
Dutch_Wally posted Fri, 06 May 2005 at 10:20 AM
:D
The only mark I've made in life,
is in my underwear;
Bobbie25 posted Fri, 06 May 2005 at 11:19 AM
rotflmao
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Jumpstartme2 posted Fri, 06 May 2005 at 7:54 PM
ROTFLMAO! ** "For example, two presses will post a complaint about complaining about the complainers. Three presses will post a complaint about complaining about complaing about the complainers."** Ya forgot one...4 presses and your computer blows up and you're banned for life.
~Jani
Renderosity Community Admin
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BDC posted Sat, 07 May 2005 at 2:40 AM
Rofl Thanks for the laugh lemurtek, I needed it this evening. LOL
"In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act" ~George Orwell
Lemurtek posted Sat, 07 May 2005 at 3:59 AM
I'd just like to state for the record that any rumors of the Rendo Remote causing either it's user or their computers to explode are not true. We here at Lemurtek Heavy Industries test our products thoroughly, and we value our customers and would never release a product that would interfere with their buying more Lemurtek Heavy Industries products. Although instances of users being sucked into hyperdimensional wormholes, having their bodies turned inside out, and/or their sexual orientation/Breast Size Preference/Poser VS Daz stance inverted have been reported, we have determined this is merely a coincidence, and in no way can these unfortunate events be traced to using the Rendo Remotes. Regards- Lemurtek
Jumpstartme2 posted Sat, 07 May 2005 at 4:08 AM
instances of users being sucked into hyperdimensional wormholes Ooookkkk..that's 'gotta' hurt. {no doubt it will leave a mark}
~Jani
Renderosity Community Admin
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SndCastie posted Sat, 07 May 2005 at 10:36 AM
ROFL you are too funny Lemurtek love these SndCastie
Sandy
An imagination can create wonderful things
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Haven
OpenMindDesign posted Mon, 09 May 2005 at 12:28 AM
don't forget the 'insert big words here' button for the pedantic professors ;)
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Ardiva posted Mon, 09 May 2005 at 12:53 AM
You have a marvelous sense of humor, Lemurtek! Keep up the good work 'cause we sure could use a few good laughs around here. :)
shinyary2 posted Mon, 09 May 2005 at 1:08 AM
"Although instances of users being sucked into hyperdimensional wormholes, having their bodies turned inside out, and/or their sexual orientation/Breast Size Preference/Poser VS Daz stance inverted have been reported" This has happened to me once or twice. But it also affects your memory, so I'm not sure. =)
FranOnTheEdge posted Tue, 10 May 2005 at 11:19 AM
Excuse me but I'd like to complain about this. I'm sure its antidisestablishmentarianism is a very bad thing, there isn't enough freestuff, the boobs are too big/small, I've got something to sell, I've made a new image, I can't find the nudity, I don't have Poser6, I'm leaving forever... Who me? Nah, that was someone else. . . . Hey... it works!!!!
Measure
your mind's height
by the shade it casts.
Robert Browning (Paracelsus)
OpenMindDesign posted Wed, 11 May 2005 at 9:36 AM
hee hee hee
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