Jim Burton opened this issue on Jul 03, 2005 ยท 67 posts
Jim Burton posted Sun, 03 July 2005 at 7:56 PM
I Have No Mouth & I Must Scream, says a Poser figure. Everytime I view the Gallery I'm amazed at the numbers of beautiful women ruined by far too small heads, and far too large breasts. A whole generation of digital artists is developing that must think women are actually built like that. Proportions are a wonderful thing; lack of them has spoiled many a scene. Many say my figures are too thin, but let me say many women are actually built like that, not most surely, but many, even in overweight America. The ranks of actual pinhead women with size 48 ZZ chests supported by anti-gravity are very slender indeed, though. Moving on to the men, I work out at the gym 3 times a week, along with people who are probably in better shape than most Americans, and yet I see few men who are as well developed as even the stock Poser figures, none as well muscled as the fantasy figures the male figures are mostly morphed into. People like that only exist in Hollywood, often due to medical science, and in comic books. I'm not even going to go into the area of the men's private parts; other than to say the digital ones seem to have the same problems as the breasts of the digital women. Perhaps they are taking that stuff that is advertised endlessly on television. You wonder how they ever get their parts into their trousers. If digital people had a real mouth they would scream.