Forum: Poser - OFFICIAL


Subject: New invention

kawecki opened this issue on Aug 12, 2005 ยท 19 posts


kawecki posted Fri, 12 August 2005 at 1:38 PM

An useful machine......

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wyrwulf posted Fri, 12 August 2005 at 1:53 PM

That's a nice looking automatic stamp licker. ;^P


randym77 posted Fri, 12 August 2005 at 1:54 PM

Do I even want to know what it's for?


garblesnix posted Fri, 12 August 2005 at 1:55 PM

Is it Dr. Phil recommended?


kuroyume0161 posted Fri, 12 August 2005 at 2:39 PM

Every housewife is going to want one! ;)

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vilian posted Fri, 12 August 2005 at 3:04 PM

O.O A good one ! :D



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an0malaus posted Fri, 12 August 2005 at 3:33 PM

Hmm, might be OK for household use, but I think industrial applications would require automatic lubrication feed mechanisms. Does it come with alternate attachments like feathers, rabbit ears or kangaroo tails? Cheers ;-)



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The-Preacher posted Fri, 12 August 2005 at 3:34 PM

Um.. Is this new? I feel like it somedays ;)


ScottA posted Fri, 12 August 2005 at 3:34 PM

Cool! Now I can finally figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie pop.


ChuckEvans posted Fri, 12 August 2005 at 4:20 PM

I think there was a version of that in the movie, Caligula. wink


ziggie posted Fri, 12 August 2005 at 4:34 PM

ooooh..! Goody, goody.. now I can lick my own b******s....!

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pakled posted Fri, 12 August 2005 at 4:46 PM

hmm..you have an inventive mind..;) let's leave it at that..;) all I could think of after seeing this is the same arrangement for lips, which would be very handy in corporate environments..;)

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ziggie posted Fri, 12 August 2005 at 5:04 PM

Replace the tounges with noses.. send one to Tony Blair and tell him its a Bushillator. Perhaps he could then spend more time with his nose in his own country where he belongs.

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Netherworks posted Fri, 12 August 2005 at 7:41 PM

Oooh - Awesome! A dingleberry removing device :)

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Ben_Dover posted Fri, 12 August 2005 at 7:57 PM

So uhh.... is this available somewhere, Raunchy minds want to know! (great prop BTW) ;)


svdl posted Fri, 12 August 2005 at 9:07 PM

ROFLOL!

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stewer posted Fri, 12 August 2005 at 9:40 PM

This looks awful! You can lick my .... oh wait. Nevermind.


obm890 posted Sat, 13 August 2005 at 2:28 AM

Too funny! Though you may want to consider putting a guard on that drivebelt. Depending on where you 'employ/deploy?' it, it could do terrible things if dangly bits of any sort got wound up in the works. Makes your eyes water just thinking about it!



gladiator posted Sat, 13 August 2005 at 8:54 AM

I remember something like this from the movie Caligula. Only difference is that a slave put it in motion. And just for the (inter)view I wanted to be that slave.