You see a Payless Shoes commercial and immediately think how great that pair of shoes would look on Vicky. hehe

"It is good to see ourselves as others see us. Try as we may, we are never
able to know ourselves fully as we are, especially the evil side of us.
This we can do only if we are not angry with our critics but will take in good
heart whatever they might have to say." - Ghandi

... you start conversing with NaySayGuy ....... on a regular basis. ;=]

Remember ... "With Poser, all things are possible, and poseable!"

cheers,

dr geep ... :o]

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worst case:you are planning to morph your girlfriend.

you go shopping and see an ornament that you think you could recreate in poser then when you get home you do so.

You wish you could morph yourself to fit that gorgeous dress, apparently few sizes too small for your real self...

Long live House Mouse ! Check my freebies for Mousie stuff :) <:3 )~~

You open Poser, stare at a blank scene and think "I know I can do something with that" for the next 3 hours..

you start a database to track what items go to what characters..;)

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)

worst case:you actually do morph your girlfriend lol

Getting old and still making "art" without soiling myself, now that's success.

you spend more $$$$ on 3D clothing than you do on your own.........

when you see dirt on your hands you think "I really need to dial-down the bias on that" instead of washing them.

"You open Poser, stare at a blank scene and think "I know I can do something with that" for the next 3 hours.." I feel your pain.

Coppula eam se non posit acceptera jocularum.

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My Gallery

When you have dreams about sitting at your computer and having arguments with Poser figures....and they're talking back at you.

Crazy alien chick FTW! (yeah....right....)

Realm of Savage - Poser goodies and so much more!

~~

"you start a database to track what items go to what characters." OMG! That is me! Yikes!

you start a "you know you're addicted to Poser when..." thread;)

you reply to a "you know you're addicted to Poser when..." thread;)

Remember ... "With Poser, all things are possible, and poseable!"

cheers,

dr geep ... :o]

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...you spend half an hour staring at the beautiful waitress in your favorite pub and finally have to declare that you just want to morph her terrific face-shape (what's even more embarrassing when you're a woman).

I'm not always right, but my mistakes are more interesting!

And I am not strange, I am Limited Edition!

Are you ready for Antonia? Get her textures here:

The Home Of The Living Dolls

you reply to a reply to a "you know you're addicted to Poser when..." thread;)

When you are having a really bad hair day and think to yourself "Where is Kozaburo when I need him!?".

You laugh (not realising)at the comments in a "you know you're addicted to Poser when..." thread ,and then breaking down crying due to the revelations that everyone has made. and the loss of hours from your short life spent infront of a screen dressing people... :)

Getting old and still making "art" without soiling myself, now that's success.

... dressing??????????????????????? ;=]

Remember ... "With Poser, all things are possible, and poseable!"

cheers,

dr geep ... :o]

edited 10/5/2019

laughing at StarDogSirius's comment And geep, you've always talked to NaySayGuy.

"A lonely climber walks a tightrope to where dreams are born and never die!" - Billy Thorpe, song: Edge of Madness, album: East of Eden's Gate

Weapons of choice:

Poser Pro 2012, SR2, Paintshop Pro 8

uh-oooooh...I think I need help! Is there a 12-step program for Poser.........you know, never mind...I'm not addicted....I can quit anytime!!!

You haven't bought yourself an outfit in years. But, has all Vicky the latest fashions

... me have??? ;=]

Remember ... "With Poser, all things are possible, and poseable!"

cheers,

dr geep ... :o]

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You look at Playboy magazine for the pictures. (to get ideas for poses)

When you visit some real temple ruins (on the rare vacation away from your computer), and you think, "Yeah, Vicky would look really cool right over there... naked... with a sword."

Playboy has PICTURES ???

Remember ... "With Poser, all things are possible, and poseable!"

cheers,

dr geep ... :o]

edited 10/5/2019

Yes, Playboy has pictures, but they really don't belong in the Poser forum because of all the postwork done on them. [Big Evil Grin] (And yes, I'm just kidding. My lack of postwork is because I have no skill.)

You start a thread entitled "You know you're addicted to Poser when....". Or, for that matter, you respond to one.... ;-) bonni

"When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch." - Bette Davis

...you see Playboy magazine and you think: "mmmh, breastsize8 at 0.750, breastraise at -.250, gravcrease at 0.525, nippleout at 1.125, pregnat at 0.115, mmmh, I would tweak voluptuous at 0.500 and buxon at... " :P Or worse. Youre walking on the street mumbling: "LongHair Evolution... Sapphire Fox Hair... Wedge Cut Hair (mmh, v.1 or v.2?)... KyotoMK3... gosh, this is difficult, this would be... mmmh..." Or worst. Youre walking on the street and suddenly you says a gal: "VICKY!!! ARE YOU???"

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"Poser isn't a SOFTWARE... it's a RELIGION!"

(I swear once I saw Victoria3 buying in a supermarket... I was tempted to say her: "please, lady, can I meet you in order to take you a photo?" ... but it sounded too much typical to use it... and if I say her "you are exactly like a 3D model I use to design comics..." probably she would think Im any kind of pervert...)

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"Poser isn't a SOFTWARE... it's a RELIGION!"

There was a 12-step program for Poser addiction, but SR2 broke it ;p You know you're addicted to Poser (and/or 3D in general) when you see an object IRL, and think "I could use one of those in Poser", and then you create it. Bonus points if you look at your 3d model, wondering what it is exactly, then remember/figure it out, and notice that you've probably modeled it wrong, not because you knew exactly how to model it to start with, but because it wouldn't work properly if it really existed the way you initially modeled it. When you go back and look at the real thing, sure enough, the part you suspected was modeled wrong looks just like you thought it would. or maybe that's just me...

You are looking at a pic of a wonderfull nude woman in Playboy, stating "Oh yes, itt'sa true, the yhave really pictures", in an extreme pose and say "terrible bending, something is wrong with the joints"

Ulli

"Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!"

LOL, you're all cracking me up, hehe

"It is good to see ourselves as others see us. Try as we may, we are never
able to know ourselves fully as we are, especially the evil side of us.
This we can do only if we are not angry with our critics but will take in good
heart whatever they might have to say." - Ghandi

You ask Vickie 3 if she's real or just digital .... and then she replies !!!

....or when you walk down the street, and everyone starts looking like Alan Alda !

... you have nightmares about Poser... where your runtime deletes, or your models lose their bones, of system crashes in the middle of a scene with hundred of characters and props without saving it...

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"Poser isn't a SOFTWARE... it's a RELIGION!"

When you bought a nice outfit for Vick, you use it a lot in your images because you just LOVE the way it looks on Vick, and one day, you must go on a date and you look for that outfit in your own warderobe...

"you must go on a date and you look for that outfit in your own warderobe..." mwhaahahahahahahhaaaa, funny one :D

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"Poser isn't a SOFTWARE... it's a RELIGION!"

You have a date and wondering if she will be anatomically correct.

... and wondering if her joint points would fold properly... ... or wondering if he would have GENITALIA turned ON... :D

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"Poser isn't a SOFTWARE... it's a RELIGION!"

You wake up at night and had the nightmare your HD is broken without any backup of your runtimes.

Ulli

"Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!"

You make a nice model in a Shade/Max/Maya (or whatever you model it in) and export to poser so you can render it......

Fugazi (without the aid of a safety net)

https://www.facebook.com/Fugazi3D

You don't take her home, you simply unzip her to folder.

Just make sure that's the only thing you "unzip" ... or you might get slapped! ;=]

Remember ... "With Poser, all things are possible, and poseable!"

cheers,

dr geep ... :o]

edited 10/5/2019

could also be a *.exe. :)

X Y Z
examine your zipper

Ulli

"Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!"

hopefully she isn't password protected.

You dream about a character you've been working with, then wonder where he went the next morning. Or if you're going to be gone over two hours, you take your laptop so you can work on an image, even if you don't have one started yet. "Me addicted to Poser, no way!" The most telling symptom: denial.:)

You look at your Wife and think "I can make something better than that" [Just kidding dear AAArgggrghhhh].

Injustice will be avenged.
Cofiwch Dryweryn.

Attention:she might crash your system.

You need a new hard drive to hold your Poser stuff and really should upgrade to a DVD burner, just so you don't have to shuffle through several discs to that that perfect item for your latest project.

You know you are adicted to poser when you notice that you have bought over 900 items from RR - not counting Daz and the other stores - in the last year, all on your charge cards. Now , since you've gone over the limit on those charge card (which they let you do because then they can charge you some outrageous overthelimit fee - they have upped your interest rate to 33 percent, which you can't pay. So now you are broke. Yes, you are addicted to Poser. yes, I see people and wonder how I can turn them into Poser people. Help me! I fallen and I can't get up, LOL!

You know you're addicted to Poser when... you wake in the middle of night because you suddenly got an idea for a render. And when you finally finished the product, you noticed it's daylight outside and you have 1 hour to get to work. (I blame "Pin-up 29")

you look at someones hairstyle in the street and think "thats totaly unrealistic, the texture is terrible"

You read a post like "...and really should upgrade to a DVD burner...". You wonder how could people still live with just a CD-burner. You throw a pleased glance at your dual-layer-DVD-burner and get back "to shuffle through several" DL-DVD-"discs to that(?get) that perfect item for your latest project."... ...and the wrost is that in the meanwhile you are seriously considering the possibility of shuffling HDs... [OK, where's the skrew-driver?] Bye, folks! I'll be off-line for a while, but be back soon!

You see a wonderfull slim but big breasted woman and think: "why must they always use Breastsize 8?"

Ulli

"Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!"

...and you are going to guess her mesh.

I have had bizarre Matrix-y dreams in which people were being affected by something like MOR or INJ poses. I spent a lot of time in the dream trying to puzzle out the process of hacking those poses. True story. I have problems, it's true. :)

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Cage can be an opinionated jerk who posts without thinking. He apologizes for this. He's honestly not trying to be a turkeyhead.

Cage had some freebies, compatible with Poser 11 and below. His Python scripts were saved at archive.org, along with the rest of the Morphography site, where they were hosted.

you should have taken the other pill.;b

"You know you're addicted to Poser when..." You buy P6 and try the cloth room and it goes all funny and STILL use it, then you install SR1, (still funny in the cloth room) then SR2 and think "The World has been put to rights! Preview in cloth-room now works properly" (again. How come it got broken in the 1st place??).. Must admit, it seems faster.. Cheers, Diolma

"You know you're addicted to Poser when..." ... you hear: "CHOOSE! POSER OR MEH!!!"

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"Poser isn't a SOFTWARE... it's a RELIGION!"

When you have begun to confuse your left side and your right side because you've become accustomed to thinking of left and right from the Poserly perspective. This can be a huge problem, believe me....

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Cage can be an opinionated jerk who posts without thinking. He apologizes for this. He's honestly not trying to be a turkeyhead.

Cage had some freebies, compatible with Poser 11 and below. His Python scripts were saved at archive.org, along with the rest of the Morphography site, where they were hosted.

Spend more time looking for stuff to put into Poser, then you are working with Poser :)

I was in the town centre today, when a good-looking girl walked by wearing a rather short skirt, a fashion belt (one of those wide ones, with metal bits), and a top which left about 2 inches of mid-riff showing. In temperatures that would make a polar bear shiver! And what was I thinking as she walked past? It went something like: "Oh that's a nice victorian shop frontage. I wonder ... (interrupt-thought: Ooohh! she's a lovely lass! Must be cold tho' :end interrupt-thought) ...if it could be created from just Poser Primatives?" Cheers, Diolma

... When you refer to a woman's breast-enhancement surgery as her "morph job".

When you hear that someone needs injections, and automatically think ....DAZ!
DPH

STOP PALESTINIAN CHILD ABUSE!!!! ISLAMIC HATRED OF JEWS

i always look at people (ok just ladies then) and constantly am thinking i would like to stick there skin on Aiko/ V3 , i think maybe some of them would pose for me, it's just the axe that i'm carrying around with me all the time that puts them off a bit when i say" hello can i take your skin and stick it onto someone else please"

I have definately spent more on virtual clothing than real clothing in the last two years.

I just had another Poser Addiction experience.

On the cover of Japanese top menswear fashion magazine "Non-No", is Kimura Takuya, one of the most desirable older pretty-guy entertainers in Japan.

I immediately thought -
"Quarker Grace Lion Hair."

I am so doomed.

Eternal Hobbyist

You know you're addicted to Poser when you spend most of a day at work trying to persuade a co-worker to stand in default postition so that you can photo her to try to re-create her morphs : )

You stare at one of your super good looking friends and wonder, do I have a shot at asking her to pose for a set of nude texture model photos, or will she think I'm a dyke or at the minimum, out of my mind... And when she catches you and asks you, what are you staring at? do I have something between my teeth, you snap out of it and say, sorry, I'm tired, I was zoning out.
....and then you post about it....

Hi, my namez: "NO, Bad Kitteh, NO!" Whaz yurs?
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... Or you're tempted to ask your boyfriend to take photos of his.... pe*** and use it for morph and textures...

...You get a 400Gig external hard drive to house your runtime andother 3D projects...

...You start running around the house photographing everything in sight thinking you might need that texture in Poser...

...You make your Boyfriend pull off to the side of the road to let you out and take 25 photos of a power-pole...

...You go to the mountains for a Christmas Vacation, you spot a nice scenery and say, look, I have that USGS terrain model (and the rest of the family gives you a blank stare)...

...You go skiing, give someone a lesson, and imeddiately get a poser modelled ski lesson manual idea in your head...

...You don't have a christmas tree in your house, but have several in your Runtime...

...You go look for a pair of shoes for yourself, and start thinking, maybe I can find a nice freebie...

...You stop sewing and start using your sewing patterns for Poser characters...

...You cancel a date because you're on a roll with a project...

Hi, my namez: "NO, Bad Kitteh, NO!" Whaz yurs?
BadKittehCo Store BadKittehCo Freebies and product support

...You see this thread, and think... oh, I better not tell them I did thaaaat... even the Poser Addict crowd may think I'm weired!

.... and make 3 posts in a row!

Hi, my namez: "NO, Bad Kitteh, NO!" Whaz yurs?
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Conniekat8 - hey, I'm with you on some of your poser-junkie habits ! Done some of that myself ! oh, me oh my... oh dear...

Eternal Hobbyist

You know your addicted when your 3 year old starts calling her "Aunt Vicky"

Available on Amazon for the Kindle E-Reader Monster of the North and The Shimmering Mage

Today I break my own personal record for the number of days for being alive.
Check out my store here or my free stuff here
I use Poser 13 and win 10

Quote - You know your addicted when your 3 year old starts calling her "Aunt Vicky"

I got into a row with my wife, when, in a moment of passion I called her... NEJA! ;=]
DPH

STOP PALESTINIAN CHILD ABUSE!!!! ISLAMIC HATRED OF JEWS

When you think you can replace Viagra with the turn of a dial.

When you revive a thread that was started two years ago.

Quote - When you revive a thread that was started two years ago.

The 1st post in this thread was on Nov 16, 2005, so it's only been 14 months. We need to wait for another ten months for it to be two years. ;=]
DPH

STOP PALESTINIAN CHILD ABUSE!!!! ISLAMIC HATRED OF JEWS

Quote - You see a Payless Shoes commercial and immediately think how great that pair of shoes would look on Vicky. hehe

LOL! Good one.

I thought Vicki was little more Haute Couture then Payless shoesource... ;)
at least Spiegel Catalog or Vicotria Secret

Hi, my namez: "NO, Bad Kitteh, NO!" Whaz yurs?
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Quote - I thought Vicki was little more Haute Couture then Payless shoesource... ;)
at least Spiegel Catalog or Vicotria Secret

Vicky might be "haute Couture" but unfortunately she has to abide by my budge, which is discount shopping, LOL

"It is good to see ourselves as others see us. Try as we may, we are never
able to know ourselves fully as we are, especially the evil side of us.
This we can do only if we are not angry with our critics but will take in good
heart whatever they might have to say." - Ghandi

Ah, yes, them darn budgets!
A girl can stand by the magazine rack, thumb through Spiegel and daydream, can't she??? ;)

Hi, my namez: "NO, Bad Kitteh, NO!" Whaz yurs?
BadKittehCo Store BadKittehCo Freebies and product support

That is exactly precisely my reason not to invest in the female figures - they always have a wardrobe full of expensive nothing-to-wear !! Hah - call me a chauvanist pig, but it IS the Year of The Pig - after Chinese New Year, that is. In Japan, it is already the Year of the Pig. Grunt grunt boo boo.

Eternal Hobbyist

But Infinity10, a bishie male doesn't NEED a wardrobe :tongue1:

And if THAT sentance isn't proof of a serious Poser Addiction, than I don't know what is
:blushing:

SoCalRoberta -

Ah, the fun is in the selective removal of layers of clothings from bishie males...

Eternal Hobbyist

"You know you're addicted to poser when..."

You always ask essential questions about morphs or other to the members of forum, and always look at the replies thinking "damn'it, i'll try that!", but you haven't opened Poser since days...

My Store

Well I frequently look at the passengers in my trains and think "If I did THAT face for Poser, everybody would accuse me of doing carricatures"

sigh

And seriously, it's the super model Vickies that are the carricatures, not the Real Life looking people...

You know you're addicted when your Poser characters have a more active sexlife than yourself...

when........ you twist your partners nipples expecting breast size to change!

Quote - when........ you twist your partners nipples expecting breast size to change!

Is this expectation before or after... the slap in the face? ;=]
DPH

STOP PALESTINIAN CHILD ABUSE!!!! ISLAMIC HATRED OF JEWS

You have charged enough Poser stuff to buy a brand new Hummer, or even a Rolls Royce, but you buy your own clothes at resale shops and drive a 1998 Geo Metro (think Mini Cooper with no frills). This is not funny. I just got my charge bills for V4 and Poser 7. I need an intervention. If only there was a a way to MAKE MONEY at this. BIG money. Alas, I have sentenced myself to bankruptcy, sigh.......

y'know, Playboy actually does post-process their pics. Airbrush airbrush (at least when I was looking at them. Had 62-98 complete for awhile. gave up when I was old enough to be a Playmate's father [18 years older..;]). Of course, they probably just Photoshop it now..;)

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)

Everything is photoshop now. 30 year ago, I went to the Detroit Auto Show and saw some real Playmates. They did not look so great.

Quote - Everything is photoshop now. 30 year ago, I went to the Detroit Auto Show and saw some real Playmates. They did not look so great.

So, like me, one's addicted to Poser when he and/or she find Posette, Judy, Neja, and Wiktorija appear to be sexier than a Playboy Playmate. -Sounds logical to me, I always find my fantasies to be more enjoyable than real life.

David P. Hoadley

STOP PALESTINIAN CHILD ABUSE!!!! ISLAMIC HATRED OF JEWS

The good thing about fantasies is that YOU shape them ;o)

I like my fantasies G (and no, they do not ALL revolve around Alan Rickman. Some has Snape instead ;o) )

Well, Trekkie, you shape them unless they involve Alan Rickman. Then he sort of takes over doesn't he? (Forget Snape, IMO ALEXANDRE DANE is the dreamboat!)

And WHEN is someone going to do a celebrity morph of him? I suppose that is a sign of a Poser ADDICTION, wanting morphs instead of the orginal person. (didn't I bring this entry back on topic nicely!)

That's why I am so surprised we see so many women doing naked Vickies - why not naked M3s?????? Some of those Hot and Sweaty textures are pretty realistic...Let's have it for NMITWAS) (Naked Mike in a temple with a sword, LOL!)

what type of sword....

Eternal Hobbyist

When you tell your parents you "manipulate wheenies because they don't fit inside Mike's pants"...

L'ultima fòrza è nella morte.

This will come as a shock, but my real fantasy is owning 10 acres with an indoor horse arena, some nice grassy pastures, a house where all the plumbing and electric works and isn't over 150 years old, and developers are not trying to put in subdivisions whose inhabitants then complain about how the horses manure smells and bothers them, but that's for another forum somewhere - which is why I love fantasy. If I don't like something I hit "delete" heheh.

When you start having arguments with your Editor about how realistic your images are, end up shouting at him and asking him "Have you ever seen a real naked lady?" and then he breaks down and cries admitting he hasnt?

Well when I first got my hands on Poser4 I missed a few workouts and was hours late to several dates. I have since learned to "balance". It was that or loose the girl who has since been upgraded to wife.

Wife? you mean Girlfriend++ don't you? with additional pregnancy morphs included at some point?

Windows 7 64Bit
Poser Pro 2010 SR1

Ive used the pregnancy morphs and have since gotten Kids 1.0 and 2.0
The firmware on kids 1.0 and 2.0 will accept updates for 18 years but apparently any tampering of the Wife programming will result in the immediate use of the no genitals morph.

Kids 1.0 & 2.0 expect additional fiscal updates as well long after the 18yr point & adding an extra girlfriend alongside Wife 1.0 is a real system killer too ;)

Windows 7 64Bit
Poser Pro 2010 SR1

I practice parallel-polygamy / figure-infidelity, while in my Poser reality.

I always have my anti-virus jabs.

Things are pretty cool.

But the Dynamic Cloth trousers do tend to fall down to their ankles if I set the simulation a certain way..... Not my fault, really.

It is a nice addiction, this Poser thing

Eternal Hobbyist

I have husband 1.0, with the leave the dishes for the wife injection though he's got nice ab morphs, and a unique genital morph package, so I definately forgive the fact I got kids 1.0 and 2.0 as a gift that I wasn't expecting.

Noggin's anole figure is taking up my budget with its 3d enviornment and morphable cricket habit. The Mil cat is okay, but the Mildog is taking up the King's chamber bed and stealing all the morphable blanket. I am currently hoping that Daz or another vendor comes out with the entire kitchen and laundry room ensamble as I need upgrades to dishwasher 2.0 and drier 4.0 before i have to start doing all the postwork by hand again.

I'm hoping to save up enough for the new morph packages that weren't released when i was a new model and pray it comes with a "concave" feature for the stomach.

Hmmm...

When you have 35 CD-RWs full of V2 clothing, morphs, hairs, and settings; do not have V2 installed in your Poser runtime and have3n't for over 2 years, but refuse to format them because... Someday.

When you have over 70 gig of V3 items, most of which you haven't even unzipped and put into any runtimes yet.

When you start collecting stuff for V4 and/or P7, and haven't even purchased teh base models yet. (This is more for P7, which hasn't been shipped... Yet.)

When you think to yourself "Self, this is really cool." Quit your job and spend 60K on a game art & design degree so you can learn how to create clothing, and hairs, and settings and whatnot, for... whatever poser version you currently have loaded.

When you realise just how much time you actually spend each day, sitting in a chair, fiddling with morph dials.

35?...snerk...try 161..;) Use the 'write-once' version. The re-writables can lose data over time, just ask Doc Geep (even did a tut on this once) I've got a directory with about 1 gig of things I intend to load..;)

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)

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