This is the first of 4 known Done by my friend, while dodging the english teacher and doing work. Enjoy Title: Another Day in Hell Author: Melodie Peckerwood (Not real name)

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hmm..the terrains in the background need some more bump, and maybe some more mats used in the foreground..;)

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)

If you have no idea what the teacher is saying no wonder you are so bored. Pay attention beleive me being bored is not the end of the world. You will encounter many more nefarious things in your life. Paying attention in class and doing well is a better alternative than a lifetime of menial jobs. You won't get a do over.

The wit of a misplaced ex-patriot.
I cheated on my metaphysics exam by looking into the soul of the person next to me.