mrsparky opened this issue on Jan 17, 2006 · 20 posts
mrsparky posted Tue, 17 January 2006 at 1:07 PM
Make me laugh with a better caption and I'll give you a poser prize. No personal attacks. Keep it clean, keep it fun.
JHoagland posted Tue, 17 January 2006 at 2:13 PM
Here are my captions. "Look at me! I'm so important and so vital to the new marketplace that the admins used a picture of me 'above the fold' instead of using this space to promote new products." Or: "Click me to see all the baby-related products for sale in the marketplace." Or: "What does a photograph of a baby have to do with digital products? Nothing, but you clicked on the image, didn't you?" Or: "Welcome to Renders R' Us- your online destination for all your digital baby products." --John
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Khai posted Tue, 17 January 2006 at 2:16 PM
"quick, look at me and be soothed... me's cute.. don't look at the marketplace... look at me... thats it..."
ratscloset posted Tue, 17 January 2006 at 2:38 PM
DAZ has the Mil Baby and Baby Dragon, CP has the Toon Baby and the Polar Baby, Rederosity had ... well nothing, so slapped my mug up here for all to see.
ratscloset
aka John
Khai posted Tue, 17 January 2006 at 2:44 PM
"welcome to the new Renderosity Baby Pics Blackmail Service. yes! if you don't keep up the easy monthly payments, your baby photos will be displayed here*...." *subject to child nudity guidelines. those with photo's that break this guideline will recieve a warning and be charged double blackmail.
destro75 posted Tue, 17 January 2006 at 3:17 PM
"Mama! Look at what I made in my diaper! Click me to see!"
jartz posted Tue, 17 January 2006 at 3:20 PM
"Baby made a boo-boo... Have no fear, RendoTikes is here..." --or somewhere between those lines Sorry, hope I don't get into trouble, but just had to put in a chuckle, but it's a start. A Classic Bookmark indeed Keep 'em coming.
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Starkdog posted Tue, 17 January 2006 at 5:39 PM Online Now!
"10lbs of poop in a 5lb diaper" "Like my diaper, Renderosity is overflowing with $#!t" "Bondware and babies speak the same language" -Starkdog P.S. Please don't ban me:)
drifterlee posted Tue, 17 January 2006 at 6:46 PM
See the new store with your OWN eyes, because you'll never believe what a mess we made of it unless you see it for yourself!!
Ardiva posted Tue, 17 January 2006 at 7:38 PM
Shardz posted Tue, 17 January 2006 at 8:35 PM
"Learn to crawl, this place is slower than ever." Or; "I'll be 35 by the time you find what you're looking for!"
Acadia posted Tue, 17 January 2006 at 8:47 PM
What about "Help! I was thrown out with the bath water!"
OR
"Gah! Gah! Gah!" With a button that says "Enter MP" that has a circle with a red X inside it?
OR
"Gah! Gah! Gah! Major construction ahead"
OR
"Gah! Gah! Gah! Enter at your own risk!"
OR
"MUMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!"
Message edited on: 01/17/2006 20:51
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heart whatever they might have to
say." - Ghandi
odeathoflife posted Tue, 17 January 2006 at 10:52 PM
"baby made a boom boom!!" -Homer Jay Simpson
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Foxseelady posted Tue, 17 January 2006 at 11:57 PM
Hug me, kiss me, crawl with me! :)
MyCleverName posted Wed, 18 January 2006 at 4:25 AM
"Renda is my REAL mommy."
lmckenzie posted Wed, 18 January 2006 at 4:48 AM
Keep buying or we'll shoot this baby!
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DrunkMonkey posted Wed, 18 January 2006 at 12:38 PM
"Before you open the marketplace to look at what's in it, open up my diaper and take a look at what's in it first!" "You lookin' at me? You lookin' at ME?"
Message edited on: 01/18/2006 12:40
LostinSpaceman posted Wed, 18 January 2006 at 2:21 PM
"I made a stinky in my Diapie! So'd the MP!"
mrsparky posted Wed, 25 January 2006 at 1:05 PM
The konest has now finished And the 'winner' is Shardz. A IM has to been sent to you confirming this. In case you don't see it. What you've won is the chance to choose any ONE item, of your choice, from the nice people at Vanishing Point. Who've kindly supplied the prize. Admins -you can lock this one if you like as it's run it's course now. Hopefully it's given you guys (and girls) in the office a giggle as well.
Shardz posted Wed, 25 January 2006 at 7:04 PM
Thanks so much for the amusing contest, and I think it came at a time when people really needed the laugh. There were some great entries that generated some chuckles over here for sure! And the great news is, the baby picture is finally gone! Yay! LOL! Thanks again, this was a nice surprise!