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Hi all I spent alot of time on a bunch of clothes for Miki over the past month or two n had lots of fun doing it :) However since I have the attention span of a forgetfull goldfish I havn't got round to packaging it up for sale. So I packaged it up as is and am offering it for free to anyone who posts the worst chat up line they have heard/used in this thread. It's not a competition :) everybody gets it. But beware, the zip file is 90+mb. It's got 10 clothing items (I think) each with 5 or 6 uv textures and a bunch of procedural textures (40ish). The link shows a preview of the items. John PS offer open until end of play Friday :)

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PS i changed some of the textures after i made that preview, so don't be too suprised if something is missing :) John

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Let's see, the worst chat up line...that's tough. Possibly the geeky engineer who came up to me at a dance and asked, "Is that your real hair?"

Or maybe the guy I ran into at a hotel at Worldcon, who tried to impress me by telling me that he it was his job to order 25 pizzas for the Klingon Party. Hey, not every Klingon can be entrusted with that kind of dough...

I'm a bit confused - what do you mean by "chat up line"? Never mind - I got it now :-)

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The question is do Klingons eat Pizza? I have on occasion watched that hollowed show and never once noticed dominoes turning up at the airlock with a 12" Hawiian with extra cheese. John :)

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This Klingon definitely ate pizza. He was dressed as Worf, spandex Trek uniform, makeup, and all. Let's just say his body wasn't the type that most people want to see in spandex. o_O

Nice clothes, I'm game. Here goes...

Question: If your body was a map of the world can you guess which continent I'd visit first?

Answer: Australia cause its the land down under. :p

And another one...
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Donnie: My parents didn't get me what I wanted for Christmas. Dr. Lilian Thurman: What did you want? Donnie: Hungry Hungry Hippos. Dr. Lilian Thurman: And how did you feel, being denied these hungry, hungry hippos? Donnie: Regret.

"You like orange juice?" "Yes." "Wow - so do I! Let's ____!"

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"you don't sweat much for a fat guy" "surely you couldn't have eaten skunk for dinner!" "do you find me attractive as a man?" "no, but that's likely your best alternative" "nice hair - is that a toup, or have you got a permit for that squirrel?" "if you have to ask, the answer is no" etc. ad nauseum very groovy clothes, by the way

Dang ... I don't have any lines LOL Good clothes though Tries to think of a line I may have heard

Worst pick-up line I have heard = "Do I smell?" (it worked). My own strangest line = "I don't have anything to say to you but I like the way you look" (it worked). Also to someone I knew casually = "Do you want to go outside and make out" (it worked).

Well, since we're speaking of Star Trek - I JUST heard a pretty bad one. Watching Star Trek Next Generation. Data has been getting advice from the whole ship on how to woo a woman. He brings her flowers, saying "Commander Reiker suggested this particular flower - he said it had worked for him in the past". :-)

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Do creepy lines work? I had a coworker that just had one that was more creepy than anything "When you gonna be with me?"

The worst: "How do you like your eggs? Fried, scrambled or fertilized?"

The creepy one I mentioned was ...

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I never actually heard it, but I know it's out there because it gets used so often in other media: "Know what I put behind my ears that drives men wild? My legs!"

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" You scare me, and thant's hot." OMG - that is bad!

The worst one I ever heard... also worked...

It was "b**ch, come over here and suck my ****"

Got my roommate a girl for the next few nights back when I was single. He claimed he was being more polite than normal because I was there, which made me wonder what his usual routine was...

A pastor with the US Air Force I used to know back in Korea preffered picking up girls who were walking home late at night, driving out into the country, and listing options... long walk or a little service. Worked for him, and he'd just go into a praying frenzy afterwards. Korea is so safe of a society, that the locals never thought anyone would try something like that, even a foreigner... He tried to rope me in on it once, and thankfully I refused, but lost the ethical argument with him over why it was wrong...

I'd call that a bad line, but not a silly one.

My own sillyist chat up line that worked was to walk up to someone and offer her a stick of gum. Which led to a relationship for a couple of months. So, I never really went for anything in the absurd...

Hmmm.... I had "I missed the last bus, what can I do?" used on me when I was 20... ;) And it really wasn't a question considering how clueless I was at that age, it was more of a demand...

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Errrmmm... I have several candidates... My Scottish Boss: "Do you have any Scots in you?" Me: "No." Him: "Would you like some?" Stupid Drunk Guy: "Hey, are you sure you're old enough to be in here? I'd buy you a drink but I don't want to be cradlesnatching!" Me: "Look, I'm 30 years old. There's flattery, and then there's utter stupidity. Piss off." Paralytic German Girl With Puke Down Her Shirt: "Hey baby, you're really hot, how about a kiss?" Me: "Sorry, I only kiss people who haven't vomited in the last hour." :o)

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worst one I ever used. 'You here alone?' don't sound so bad... until you realise.. I'd just asked out the girlfriend of the local Hell's Angel's pack leader.. . . . . . . I think it counts as the worst ... idea ;)

Since I married my prom date from high school whom I asked out, I haven't been on the receiving end of lines. I do know from my Psych professor who did research in the area that "Hi." is the most effective pick-up line in a bar... Thank you for the clothing.

Hmmm Line....You smell very nice...Yea my deodorant is strong....Sorry couldn't think of anything...LOL

I like this one, posted as a joke today on somethingawful.com... Man: You're like an end to Republican lies and deception. Woman: What do you mean? Man: You're outta sight, babe. Don't yell at me, I didn't write it. ;) SnowS

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My sister was chatted up by the phrase 'Do you know Alaska'. We come from a fenland village in East Anglia in the United Kingdom Recently I heard that somebody used 'my company's going for ISO 14001 creditation' to try and pick up a quality manager at a seminar. Great looking clothes BTW

I really was asked "whats a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

"Do you come here often?" "Only for the mating season."

I don't have Miki, but want to tell anyway lol. My own personal worst (that worked lol) "My name's Angel and I'll take you to Heaven" worst I've heard....A very hot looking native man asked me if I liked dark meat lol Actually I do prefer it(in chicken and turkey you know), but wasn't telling him that!! At any rate he lost it with that one. Satsugai that one about love at first sight, you would make me laugh and that would lead to talking, not such a bad line as far as lines go, pretty cute actually! Jeffg3 ewwww at the eggs one blah even lol jgoddeau only computer geeks like us would get that one ;) seattletim lol that's funny John great looking clothes there, if I ever get Miki I'm calling you! lol Ahem, won't you share a line or two??? C'mon just for fun ;) khai that story is great! I would have "loved" to have seen the look on your face! They must have thought you were nuts!

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OK, I don't have any good lines... but I found a few here... http://linesthataregood.com/ Some better than others....

Worst pick up line - Guy licks his finger and runs it over girls top/dress whatever, and then says "hey, we must get you out of those wet clothes" Best put down - Guy "hey babe where have you been all my life?" Girl - "well for most of it, it would appear that I wasn't even born!"

This is probably the worst I ever heard but the reply made it even better. "How do you like your eggs in the morning, darling?" "Unfertilized. Fuck off."

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Wow thanks all for joining in :) you should all have a msg in your IM boxes now :) if not let me know. John

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The bad one is the classic " what's your sign?" and "Come here often?" guaranteed turn off. But the worse one used on me was the direct " wanna go f******" no hello how are you nothing, needless to say I did not respond too well to that!

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Okay I'll take a stab. Frat Party in 97. "All there is to do is play chess or screw.. how about we take a walk?" Yes I have to admit that one worked but probably only because it was the worst party i have ever been to.

worst chat up line ever heard (and unfortunately it worked) "Cor, I'd like to get into your knickers"

"Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name (insert name here)?" Heh! :D Great looking clothes!

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"Want to go halves in a baby?" It never worked for one of my (male) workmates.

"Smile if you want to **** me" SamTherapy, that answer is just priceless!! ;)

"If I told you you have a nice body would you hold it against me?" Old bar line much over-used! LOL

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For my money, you gotta go with cheese, like this: How was heaven when you left it?

Let's see now... "I'd like to get something straight between us" Great looking clothes btw

hows your belly for a lodger do you mined if i hang out of you for a while. can i fertilize your eggs. wow!! nice legs, can i use them for ear rings. is that a smile on your face or did you just come as i entered the room. billy

You can't forget the all-time classic:

'What's your sign?'

'I'm paying for this movie. I want guns'

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here's mine... works 9 times out of 10...LOL "So long as I've got a face... you've got a place to sit".... sick eh! Sorry

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great set! I've been out of circulation way too long to remember any chat up lines, lol. Have enjoyed reading these though LOL

I can not recall the actual rhyming phrase, but it implied a potential sexual encounter. The story behind the line is funnier. I had a buddy many years ago that swore he had the perfect line for getting girls. He claimed great prowness based on this line. In a weak moment he shared his line with me and some friends. Most of us immediately busted out laughing. He got so defensive that he wanted to bet it would work. I told him I would not take his money, but if the line worked once in one hour at a bar, I would give him $100, but if it did not work he had to buy the bar a round at the end of the hour explaining to everyone there why. The kicker was that everytime he was slapped he had to buy me a beer. Needless to say I got four beers in the hour time, before he stopped asking. He admitted that either the girls have to be more drunk or maybe he needs to be more drunk! The last girl he asked that slapped him he was trying to explain the situation and offered her 1/2 the money when he won. I happened to be near enough to hear, and I explained about the slapping and the end of the hour, she turned to him and slapped him before he even said the line saying she would save him the trouble of upsetting her. At the end of the hour with about 50 people in the bar he got up and made an announcement buying the round. A few women came up and slapped him afterwards, as they said just for the thought that that line would work. I do not think he ever went to a bar again, though I can not be sure.

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Timr for bed :) sorry to anyone who posts after this, Ill catch up first thing in the morning :) John

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The worst line I ever heard was from a guy at a party who was on his way to the men's room... and he asked me if I'd come with him to "hold it" because his doctor told him he shouldn't lift anything heavy. After I stopped laughing, I said NO!

Worst one ever tried on me (really)... "Hi. I'm married and bored... wanna go back your place?" Thing is, I'm married too, so she was outta luck no matter how ethical I am :) --EK

oh, wow....horrible chat up lines, eh? "That dress looks great on you....but it would look even better on my floor" ugh :P

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Are Those your real eyes or contacts?

Dress me up...say the lapin to the lapine.I just heard it when i passed by

I don't have Miki myself, but I love this line, which is sometimes written on Early's hat (from Squidbillies): "Breathe if you're horny"

"Do you come often?" (note the absence of 'here' LOL :) )

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Worst one someone ever used on me? "You are big, but very beautiful" (imagine in a strong turkish accent) (hint: guys, that line is NEVER going to work on anyone. Ever.) Oh, and from a taxi driver "I want to see you again, what nightclubs do you go to?" I think both times I just pretended to be mute, and wandered away.

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No lines... been married too long... but nice clothes.. :)

LOL... well, I never had any pickup lines when I was single, and I'm married now, so I'm not about to start! :P I did find a few good/bad ones on the net... :D - Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! - Do you want to see something swell? - My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off your blouse in a public place. - Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours? - I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there. - Stand still so I can pick you up! - So, you're a girl huh? - Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes. - Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time? Bad enough? LOL ...

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Line 1: "You know what I really like in a woman? Me." Line 2: (Old but I've heard it used) "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?"

"So, what time and how often do you get off?"

I heard from a friend (whose talent was telling really good stories), this (likely urban legend), that there was a guy who would just approach women and say "Wanna @#$%?"..over the years, his skull developed a rightward tilt, but on the other hand, he supposedly got more $%^& than anyone around..;)
I'm probably the only guy who's never even used a pickup line (unless "uhh..hi" counts..;), I'd go years at a time without feminine companionship, but I got lucky in the end (or that's what the missus keeps saying..;)
alas..who's Miki? I'm not up on this one (she's so fine she blows my mind hey Miki?..;)

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Another one:

I had a guy approach me in a nightclub and tell me that he was looking for his girl friend and asked if I had seen her. The girl he described was me, right down to the dress I was wearing, LOL

Another: Said to me by a well known singer when I was 16 years old and was introduced to him after his concert. "Can I buy you dinner...and breakfast?" Message edited on: 02/14/2006 21:08

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No lines either, but I did get some chuckles reading them. Nice clothes too!! Especially the mini skirts!

hey, great clothes! (that's not the line, but close) I always heard that the best way to chat someone up was to compliment them. So "nice shoes - fancy a shag then?" has a good chance I reckon...:)

Thanks for the clothes! A pickup line I've tried, with mixed success--"Want to get coffee some time?"

I used to start reading palms and usually say "You used to have a pet that you really liked and it passed away...Then I would say I had a pet (dog or cat) for 15 years and it just passed away". Then I would let her hand go and look a little depressed. The girls would end up buying me a drink. One girl told me to take my sad story and stick it...that is the girl I have been married to for many years now. P.S. What is that short hairstyle that you are using on most of pics.

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I was in a bar and this statuesque (and I learned later quite interesting) waitress was sticking her bills in her bra. Every time she would come to you with your drink, she would bend so as to give you a nice view and take the bills out, make change and sensuously insert the wad back again. So I used the following line that worked so well, I was determined to use it again but never had the chance. I said: Help me out will you... I have a theory as to where you're putting your coins and small change and would quite like to verify this theory... A line that worked on me. My present girl friend. She sat opposite me and said: We met briefly last night. I knew we were destined to be together so I went home, broke up with the boyfriend, packed all my things and left. The way I figure it, the least you could do is buy me dinner... Nice clothes, too bad I don't have Miky. Q

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I just have to tell this. The worse I've heard that the TOS will allow is, "The alphabet shoud be remade so that U and I can be together".

A real bad one i heard just the other day from someone who was trying to tell jokes: "Hello, this is the incontinence line.. can you hold please?" Told ya it was bad.. Oh! And thank you for your offer! :-)

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OMG, My worst one: 'Rafa, our love is impossible because both have a tilly' Please, don't ask for details... :P

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Here's one: Q: Hiya. You're just too pretty to be alone tonight. A: I'm not alone, my (girl)friend is at the bar. Q: Is she prettier than you? Great clothing. Quite goth in places!

"I've got an exam early tomorrow and my place is on the other side of town, so can I stay with you on campus tonight?" She did stay over, but she never made it to the exam.

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I've been out of circulation for far too long :) but cool idea :) Hope y'all had a great valentines.

Don't often post here in the forums, but this caught my eye.

Great clothing - great idea too - perhaps others could take note.

Here's a cheesy one I haven't seen above yet:

Q: Do you lie on your stomach in bed ?
A: No, why ?
Q: Do you mind if I do ...

It's tooltime, do you want my tool?

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When I worked at a campus bookstore, and I was behind the counter and I was surrouded by books. A girl came up and said, "I want those between your legs." She blinked and blushed and realized what she just said, and then added, "I mean those books." Yes, I was standing over some textbooks. Years later, at a different retail job. I walked out customer service, and someone asks, "Are those "Bugle Boys" jeans you're wearing?" And yes, I replied, "Why yes, these are "Bugle Boy" jeans." And yes they were "Bugle Boy" jeans. ;-P

So now that we've given you enough pickup lines to get a cheap date, when do we get to see these freebies in our runtimes? o.O

This one worked on me - from the woman who became my wife - when she ICQ'd me with "want to be my net friend?". Within 7 months we were married, and that 1st message was 4yrs 51wks ago... :-) Can I have my freebies now...? ;-)

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I would love these clothes. I do not have Miki yet, but want to buy her one of these days. As for the worst line? Sadly, I do not have one. I must put out serious "go away!" vibes because people do not go out of their way to talk to me. I think my own worst is way back in high school I thought I had the nerve to call some guy I liked. But when he answered the phone, I chickened out, squeaked in a Minnie Mouselike voice "Is Sally there?" and when he said no, hung up. Most embarassing.

Sorry that i have to use the web to find something... i have a dozen of those lines, but in french... But i really like this one: "Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?" Oh, and your clothes looks incredible...

Crickey what a response. I've sent out IM's to you all by now, if you didnt get one let me know :) Have fun John

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Got them and 95 MB within 2 mins 50 is not too bad ;-)

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Thank you for the clothes! Nice Valentine's Gift: 97.5MB of wardrobe stuff for Miki!!! ;o)

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Do I get a pirize for the longest thread without anyone being mean to anyone else? discounting all the men and women that those lines were used on of course ;p John

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I SWEAR I used this during a friend party... Me: "What do you think of ritualistic anthropofagy?" The girl (smiling): "Don't know... Do you care to explain me?" Well, we had a nice chatting evening... Now I think she was WAAAAY more strange than me... :P

Worse chat up line? I was wearing a tee with a tropical scene on it... "Nice palm trees. Can I get a coconut?" I could go on, but it hurts my brain to remember them. ;)

You -should- get a prize for that....and the thread ain't over yet, I daresay. Pickup I got to hear over a booth wall probably 20 years ago.... M-Have you, y'know, ever really thought about farmers and farming? F-As in you wanna go somewhere and plow the south fields? M-(sort of a choking sound) F-Got some condoms? M-(silence) F-As you sew, so shall you reap, and I don't want a bumper crop, y'know? (a pair of 4H students, around 16. Watching them oh so casually not walk up to that nasty cabinet with the Trojans)

anthropofagy? Is that a typo?

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either a typo or I have no idea what it is :)

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Hi,my name's insert name here.Remember it,you'll be screaming it later tonight!

"I took one look at you and I said to myself, 'Wow, look at those brains!'" Actually my most successful (real) line ever was a nice simple one: "Can I buy you lunch/dinner?" after the initial "Hi!" which is the best intro by far. After that, you just sail downwind - spinnaker up. Not really a chat up line at all, just plain honest, the best policy every time. Nowadays I'm out of circulation, thank goodness, lol. AntoniaT, that Mating Season one is one of my faves - that's from the Goon Show, 60's. Best intro used on me (worked, of course) was when I asked "Why wouldn't you look at me at the party? I could see you were interested", She said, "Because I thought you were so beautiful I couldn't stand to look at you." This is true! Boy, did we land up in bed together fast! My most successful intro (not a chat up: more, uh, physical than that) was skiing right over a seriously cute girl on the slope. I mean BANG, we both went flying in a cloud of snow. Once we'd both picked ourselves up and I'd apologised a number of times we introduced ourselves.... we have now been together 23 years and have 2 lovely daughters. You gotta try that one! :] Fish

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My worst pickupline, that I used on a guy, was hey, I just bought a new mattress. What can I say? I was young! It worked too LOL.

Being a man (theoretically anyway) I have to say that the pickup lines that will work on a man don't have to be all that clever :) being cynical :) most men will respond to "Hello I have a pulse" It's not a chat up line, I dont use them cos I can't believe Women are that gullible, but a friend once asked me if a girl I liked passed the Nuclear Scientist test. I looked blankly at him until he explained. "Add up arms and legs and divide by 2, as long as the answer is 2 or lower she passes the test" I shook my head sadly and placed my head in my hands. John

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Before I forget, and I will, I wanted to add some usage tips for dynamic clothes I learned when I was making this lot. 1. When you are setting up the simulation, in the collision options tick all th ignore options (head, hands and feet) except for the stockings you have to leave the feet there. This really speeds up the simulation. 2. In the collision setting set collision depth to a lower setting, 0.5 usually works but you can go lower. This lets the clothes sit closer to the figure, making them look less like they are floating. If you go too low you will know :) you'll get lots of poke through. 3. Not really a tip but something I didn't know. You can add more than one piece of clothing to a simulation, just click clothify to add another item. 4. Get Philc's free cloth room helper, it has some great presets for material types (Denim, leather, silk, cotton etc) it saves loads of time. Hope that helps :) John

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'worst chat up line'? Well. My dad claims to have once said to a girl, "Do your eyes bother you?"..."They sure bother me." ...later, after my brother and I were born, he did lots of other goofy stuff with the sole purpose of embarrassing the hell out of us, like the time...

"Hi - I'm Mr Right, someone said you were looking for me?"

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Worst I ever heard said to a girl - "Here's 20p. Go phone your mum and let her know you won't be home tonight." Needless to say - the guy got nowhere.

Not the worst I got but made me laugh... "There must be a Holiday in Heaven 'cause I see an angel here on earth". (rolls eyes) :-)

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Was at a bar in the late 80's (was a teenager) and had a pitcher of beer in each hand as I was on my way to the table my friends & I were sitting at... Also had a cig in my mouth and the ash was getting long and I was afraid it would drop in the pitchers etc... well there was a gorgeous Goth (I was a goth too... heh...) at a tiny little table by herself and I asked her "Can you help with these?" (meaning hold a pitcher for a sec so I can put out my smoke) and she took one of the pitchers and took a big slug. So I sat down, we talked, drained both the pitchers and ordered some tequila paralyzers and ended up making out on the bars patio shortly after! I miss the 80's!!! Sigh!!! Wasn't even a chat up line but dang it sure worked great!!! I ended up in an off & on make out thing with her for 2 years!!! LOL!!!

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Do we know each other? You come me in such a way admit forwards. A bad saying as I find.

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my best and worst is "hello". sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. either way i dont feel like i said something stupid :)

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First of all : great looking clothes for Miki! So, it's not the "the worst chat up line I have heard/used", it is rather a joke I heard last year, so here it goes : A lady cop arrests a drunk man and she says : "Anything you say can and will be held against you" The drunk man says : "Boobs" ...

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

the worst i know of isn't actually a line. a friend's wife used to live in okinawa when she was very young and married to a young man stationed there. she worked in a store of some sort (i forget what kind). one day a marine apparently decided he liked how she looked and instead of trying words, chose to actually physically pick her up and take her home. suffice to say, he was highly unsuccessful.

probably not the worst one but definately a well known one - is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? This one's been overused way tooooooo many times!

"Excuse me, have you got some Jamacian in you?" "No" "Would you like some?" ;)

"I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end" - Margaret Thatcher 1989

"My dad's a preacher. If you'll dance with me I promise you won't die of cancer in your left elbow." "Dance with me or I'll go home and kick my brother's cat." Both got me dances...

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Awesome looking clothes. Well done. How do you walk with those things? Don't they give you back problems?
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Do you believe in Love at first sight, or should i come in again??

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I'M german and my english is very terrible, but I try to translate my 3 top

I like to know, how you look direct after wake up ...
german: Ich wde gerne wissen wie du morgens direkt nach dem aufwachen aussiehst

Is that all real
german:Ist das alles echt (an dir) grrr

Where are you my whole life
german: Wo warst du mein ganzes Leben (der dusseligste Spruch erhaupt)

I once got a hispanic woman to dance with my by saying 'quiera bailar?'..problem is, I can't dance..;) (Well, neither could Genisis..;)

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anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)

the bad I've ever heard was "You are looking very good for your age" in German "du siehst sehr gut aus f dein Alter" And something for the Star Trek fans. There is a t-shirt with a print on it " I slept with Kirk" :-)

I told a girl once "I don't really know any good pickup lines. So can I borrow one of yours, and still make it work?" She told me a simple hello would have worked better.. LOL

Not really as bad as it sounds: "Want to look at rings on Saturday?" That was 35 years ago, and yes it worked. Of course it wasn't a pickup line, since we had been going together for a few months. Unfortunately, I really never had any good pickup lines, or bad ones for that matter.

from my grandson "Ewww...somebody farted. Let's get out of here."

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Great Stuff & thread Fugazi! My fav one "The Sun rises in your eyes"(From a book). Worked once on a lady that had actually read the book too. :-) Marcus

Not exactly a pickup line, but this is what happened to me, about 20 years ago: She was a roadie, traveling with a fairly succesful band. I was a university student, still in possession of all of my hair. The band had just finished its gig in the student bar. The bar had a heavy velvet curtain to separate the "serious drinking corner" from the dancing floor and the stage. Instead of saying anything, she just pulled me to the side, wrapped the curtain around us, and started some unmistakable moves. Unfortunately, we were both far too drunk... It was fun though. Never saw her again.

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Years ago this guy came up to me and said "Want to go for a ride in my car, baby? She's fast." he asked this while leering and rolling his eyes. He was a slimy one, LOL

worst ones used on me: froma taxi driver "I'd really like to fk you ..." "Nice boots! wanna fk?" worst I've used (unintentionally) "excuse me while I readjust myself" (note: I'm female .. my keys were in my pocket poking me) to a guy whose phone in his pocket went off "Oh I think your pants want you too" and the classic one to someone I'd met at the pennsic classic (naked) swimminghole "Oh I'm sorry! I didnt recognize you with your clothes on"

oh and I nearly forgot "you have great masses ..can I draw you?" (only good for artists ...)

"Nice pants...can I get in them?"

This has been the worst I've ever been told Mmmm, all that prime rib and I'm eating fish. Doesn't it make you feel like meat on a hook in a freezer? Yuck , lol

Regarding my contribution somewhat further up in the thread... I really did hear that said to one of my friends, Justine, around 1978. I was in a punk band at the time and Justine was one of our friends, part of a big crowd that we all used to hang with. The world wasn't quite on terms with the original punk look and a lot of the townies thought that punk girls were easy targets because of their fetish style clothes. Justine was about 17 at the time and an absolutely fearsome person to get on the wrong side of. She used an old kettle as a handbag (purse for our Mercan cousins) and was not averse to using it as a weapon when it was called for. As for me, I have never used a line in my life. I've had a few used on me, though, from both sexes. Hey, I may not be Adonis but when you put on a guitar, people seem to think you're some kind of sex god.

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Don't sell yourself short. I think you're very nice looking :)

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This we can do only if we are not angry with our critics but will take in good
heart whatever they might have to say." - Ghandi

Ok finished another batch of IM's :) If I have missed anyone please let me know, I got a bit confused half way thorugh. Oh and if you got 2 msgs, sorry bout that. John

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Bet you didn't think this thread would be as popular as it turned out to be ;)

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able to know ourselves fully as we are, especially the evil side of us.
This we can do only if we are not angry with our critics but will take in good
heart whatever they might have to say." - Ghandi

I most certainly didn't :) my IM finger is nealy worn out. It's been fun though, think it'll start a new trend? probably not :) If anyone is still paying attention would be great to see what people have done with the clothes. John

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I most certainly didn't :) my IM finger is nealy worn out. It's been fun though, think it'll start a new trend? probably not :) If anyone is still paying attention would be great to see what people have done with the clothes. John

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Geez. 166 posts and not one single unpleasant entry. You definitely deserve a prize for the longest civil thread in the forum!

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Truly wonderful clothes, and I do have Miki, so if it's not too late, I'd like to play too! Not one of my lines (I am beyond nerd, so sorry..), but an antique one, which amazingly did not get entirely mauled in translation from french: "You are, Milady, as this cup, full of nice tea!" (is there such a thing as an archeonerd?) Hubert Holin

I want them! They look great! My line: "My life is like a chicken ladder. Short and with a lot of sh*t on it."

.... said to me at work when I was a 19 year old clerk typist ... "Are you a hunt 'n pecker?" (And I was so nieve I didn't get it! LOL)

my english is very bad english: have you fire german: hast du mal feuer english: I think you are the woman from who I would like to divorce within 2 years German: ich glaube du bist die frau von der ich mich in 2 jahren scheiden lassen mhte this idea is tooo nice ;)

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Here's a bad one I read somewhere: "All these curve's...and I have no brake's."

Bobasaur notes - I sure am glad none of the things I've said to Deecey are being including in her examples of bad lines... ...at least not yet. [grin]

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I hope I'm not too late!! A line tried on me once: "Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?"

Has to be this one that's from an 80's hairband and yes it was used on me "You may not be religious, but I'll make you see God if you give me a try." In short, no it didn't work ROFL

I closed my eyes and saw heaven, I opened them and the face before me was heaven on earth

may invite hello beautiful woman you into the cinema? No thanks, I have unfortunately a canvas allergy!

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"Don't sell yourself short. I think you're very nice looking :)" Thank you kindly, Ma'am. :)

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Hey all, they say that no act is ever truely altureistic and I gotta say I think thats true. I got so much out of making these models, learnt soooo much and when I decided to give them away here I felt pretty good about it, I knew that the package wasn't brilliant but figured people would get something or other out of it. I have done it before n got a few people after the package at the time, and i figured this would be much the same. Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought so many people would reply. It's been a double edged sword of course, because I have spent alot of time in the last few days sending msgs, reading posts, reading replys but it has been great. Thanks all of you for your thanks yous and for the person who even offered to by me something (that really chocked me up). Anyway I'll stop blubbering now :) thanks for making this a really cool and confidence inspiring experience, even Mr Therapy seems to have got something other that models outta it :) John

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Well, the stuff is beautiful and we all apreciate it... all the more so for the effort you have made getting it out to us :)

No thank you for your generousity and giving each of us a chance to be a part of it ... it's nothing short of amazing when an artist spends so much time on his or her work and then gives it away for free.. Goodness , there are so many outfits for her in this zip and very nice ones at that, modeling is hard work ! you can be sure I know that from my own failures , lol, And! And this is the most civil post I've read here in the forums ..salutes you.. no small feat you pulled off. Congradulations! Again , Thank you :D

My favorite one is Do you want to get naked and nasty? That is what I ask my husband of 23 years....So it must be a pretty good one! Scorpio

RTFM, must be the most used abeviation here. LOL.

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Oh I wanna play. Here's my classic that totally works! Don't say anything or try anything. Instead wear at least one thing that's funny or odd, -- like a big ostridge feather in your hair. Men will come out of the woodwork to talk to you and pet the feather. It's an easy ice breaker. You can even flirt by "accidently" brushing people with it and laugh about it oh-so-innocently. ;) bB

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Nice shoes... wanna _____ ?

OK boys and girls, game over :) hope you had fun. John

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Aw c'mon, room for one more? Are your feet tired? Why? 'Cos you've been running through my dreams all night. OR.. What lovely hair you have, I''l bet it would look nice on my pillow. huh? huh?

Thank you!!!!!!

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Thanks for the clothes and the amusing thread!

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Thank you a lot!!! Very nice clothes!;-)

no problem all :) check the new thread out I just posted :) John

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o man bobasaur's preacher/elbow thing and the cat thing had me nearly cryin: )))

Hey... that's easy. It's something I heard a while ago in a local pub. Drunken man (while moving very close to a young girl): "Do I incommode you when I smoke?" Girl: "You even can't incommode me when you burn!"

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