bandolin opened this issue on Feb 15, 2006 ยท 13 posts
bandolin posted Wed, 15 February 2006 at 10:43 AM
Two fish were swiming up river when one of them hit a concrete wall and said "Damn!" A woman gave up her twin sons at birth. One went to Spain and was named Juan, the other to Egypt and was named Ahmal. Years later Juan sent his birth mother a picture of himself. The mother looked at the picture lovingly and told her husband she wished she had a picture of Ahmal. He replied: "What for, they're twins. When you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal." A guy sent out 10 puns to his friends to see if they would laugh. Unfortunately, No-pun-in-ten-did.
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marcfx posted Wed, 15 February 2006 at 11:02 AM
ROFLMAO :)
Smile, your dead a long time :)
pakled posted Wed, 15 February 2006 at 11:15 AM
someone should pun-ish you..;) If you're going to get caught up in bad puns and shaggy-dog stories, go find some Terry Pratchett..;)
I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit
anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)
Quest posted Wed, 15 February 2006 at 12:01 PM
LOL! :D
Mahray posted Wed, 15 February 2006 at 3:58 PM
Piers Anthony (the Xanth series) is probably the best source of puns around. And remember, a good pun is its own reword.
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Ignore the shooty dog thing.
Erlik posted Wed, 15 February 2006 at 4:14 PM
And a bad pun is its own punishment.
-- erlik
Vile posted Wed, 15 February 2006 at 6:49 PM
This does not seem like a very pun thread.
pakled posted Wed, 15 February 2006 at 9:32 PM
he who would pun would pocket a purse
Master and Commander
I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit
anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)
Cyba_Storm posted Wed, 15 February 2006 at 10:34 PM
It takes pun to know one.
diolma posted Thu, 16 February 2006 at 3:00 PM
There's no such thing as a bad pun. To rephrase that, the only good puns are bad puns. To rephrase that, only bad puns are good puns. Why am I getting pungent looks from the community?... Am I not making any scents? Cheers, Diolma
bikermouse posted Fri, 17 February 2006 at 1:59 AM
rather puns than pundants
electroglyph posted Fri, 17 February 2006 at 4:34 PM
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After carefully planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied: Monsieur, I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh. (And you thought I lacked De Gaulle to send you a story like this.)
Nukeboy posted Sat, 18 February 2006 at 8:02 AM
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