There I was, seriously trying to work out how to build a mouse trap utilising an old keep net, and some odd bits of string and stuff (you know real hight tec style) amd up pops this litlle elf, says he's from the L.A.C.S., and proceeds to warn the neigbourhood mice about these unspeakable people in the bryce forum who are building better mousetraps.

The greatest part of wisdom is learning to develop  the ineffable genius of extracting the "neither here nor there" out of any situation...."