This is my first freebie of this year. It should work on all Mac and Windows operating systems. It's free for both commercial and non-commercial use. If you want to give me credit in your renders, you're welcome to. However, there is no obligation. I'm just giving back to a community that's been so generous in giving to me.

Installation Instructions:
1). Download graphic to your computer.
2). Set the graphic as your desktop/wallpaper. Make sure you set it to fill up your screen. Do not have it repeat in a pattern or you may become confused and disoriented.

Usage instructions:
1). Memorize the approximate location of the bullseye.
2). Open up your browser and visit this (or any other forum).
3). When you see forum spam, adjust your window so it's approximately over the center of the bullseye.
4). Either take off one of the shoes you're wearing, pick up a telephone, or grab your mouse.
5). Hit the forum spam right in the middle of the bullseye with the shoe, telephone, or mouse.

The spam will disappear when hit hard enough. Guaranteed!

Notes:
Pregnant women, and people suffering from spinal injuries may need to ask for assistance from someone else.

User Testimonials:
"Not only did I get rid of my forum spam problem, I also lost 20 pounds through the exercise."
-- Ophra Finwry

"It's spamtastic!"
-- Greoge W. Brush

"I did not have sex with that woman!"
-- Bill Clinton

"Eeeewwwww!
-- Chelsea Clinton

[Bobasaur note: This isn't an attack on anyone's opinions. It's merely an attempt at humor. Sick, perhaps, but humor nonetheless.]

Before they made me they broke the mold!
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