Here is a job that would suit anyone who wants to capture some great splash shots :)

Only a short contract - can't think why  

Oh one acronym you may not know if you are outside UK, it is used about halfway through the description: AWE = Atomic Weapons Establishment  

 

http://www.reed.co.uk/JobDetails.aspx?JobID=8388147&JobSearchGUID=9DF3FD4D-2B02-488A-AC24-7E9016A44D2E&Page=3&From=13&ReedSearch=False

 

And every one said, 'If we only live,
We too will go to sea in a Sieve,---
To the hills of the Chankly Bore!'
Far and few, far and few, Are the lands where the Jumblies live;
Their heads are green, and their hands are blue, And they went to sea in a Sieve.

Edward Lear
http://www.nonsenselit.org/Lear/ns/jumblies.html