Forum: Bryce


Subject: The Official I Love To Rant About PHP Forums That Don't Work The Same Way As The

Rayraz opened this issue on Apr 24, 2006 · 16 posts


Rayraz posted Mon, 24 April 2006 at 1:53 AM

Ok, so im getting quite annoyed at the continued ranting about the new forum and php and shit like that. Really, I like the people here when they're being artists, friends, family, talking about their creations, their jobs, their families, their good times, their bad times, their sometimes weird senses of humor and other such things. But when it comes to the php updates MOST OF U PEOPLE SUCK FRIGGEN ASS!!

while using the old EZ forum

"Oh i cant wait for php! This old forum is so damn ancient! eew its like icky dude! just look at that url, do I read "forum.ez? in 2006?? I mean wtf man that is like so oldscool, gimme some righteous gnarly php shizzle 'n stuff!"

php forum gets launched

"YAY!! Hoorah for PHP omg this is so awesome! New technology! wow, look at this shiney new thing, im gunna get my keyboard chromed now so it will look as futuristic as this new hi-tech php stuff!"

php forum gets used

"EEEEEEK!!! NONONONONOOOO!! It is not the same as the old forum! omg like how can u do that?? why did u change it? i want my ancient forum back! omg it like, doesnt even work in my browser that no one in the right mind would ever use because it has sucked asses for like 10 years straight by now! and where are my colors??? Common, why doesnt this forum come with built-in LSD trips? I want my coooooloooors!"

colors inserted

"Woohoo! look at my new css style baby! isnt it like groooovy man?"

Ray looks at people's css examples, closes eyes in horror and thanx god for blind typing as he presses the back button to get away from the screenshots with horribly ugly color scemes when suddenly he hears the noise of people marching through the streets shouting stuff about colors;

"I want to be able to color my text yea! comon u lazy-ass php programmers give me tha colors! C-O-L-O-R-S!"

colored text inserted

"omg the changable colorscemes and changable colored text don't work well together! shaaaame on u stuuupid php programmers! Yes i know it was me who asked for this but why didnt u tell me no?"

"omg php is like the horror man! eew php stinks smells reeks sucks and just generally should be fucking banned! the php doesnt work on my 'puter!"

uhm... php is like serverside... the php itself never actually reaches ur computer...

 

Me personally, I have yet to be annoyed but once by the new forum since like.. well, lets be safe and say at least 2 weeks? Do you disagree? Well then i dare u to start ranting 'cuz that's what i started this thread for! Go rant in here about stuff and the rest of the forum nice and clean and free of crying about the changes.

Thank you

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Sincerely,

Ray

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