The Bryce Commandments

1 Thou shalt worship only at the altar of the one true 3d App - Bryce alone shall be that app - (although you get some dispensation for using Silo, Poser, Photoshop or PSP)

2 Wings 3D shall thou not use - for it be the stuff of sinners that tempts them from the trail of rightousness.

3 Thou shalt not covert thy neighbours textures. (Cardinal Cyber Storm)

4  Thou shalt Boolean. (This means you, Drac!)

5  Thou shalt create spheres - but put them not over water or seas or lakes or mugs of tea.

6  Thou shalt not be boastful - smugness is ok, but not about that really kewl piece of kit you picked up for a song at the Sisgraph Convention.

7  Thou shalt not use thumbnail titties! Especially if they link to a render that has no titties!

8  Thou shalt not have more than one personna on The Rend.

9  Thou shalt confess!! (Especially to having 'blonde moments' like Ang 'cos we need a good laugh now and again.)

10  The number of the count shall be 3 and three shall be the number of the counting.....oh..er...sorry! don't know how that slipped in......

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...