...you turn on CNN, see a headline that says "Evangelist hires gay hooker," and read it as "evangelist hi-res gay hooker." 

MWHAAAAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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"Poser isn't a SOFTWARE... it's a RELIGION!"

... When you're wife starts to get to fat and you look for the morph dial ...

Well I guess a hi-res one would be better than a lo-res one ----- somehow!!!

Injustice will be avenged.
Cofiwch Dryweryn.

Seems to me that both the evangelist and the hooker are lo-resolution models...

according to the latest story in the Rocky Mountain News,

http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/local/article/0,1299,DRMN_15_5114718,00.html

neither one is telling the full truth even though the basic story does appear

to be essentially true.

Why bother to split vertices when everyone already sees that your

normals are inverted?

My python page
My ShareCG freebies

...when you start to talk to V3 .... and she answers back !!!!

(...when you start to talk to V3 .... and she answers back !!!!)

That might be, because you may had just made an animation with V3, in Mimic just before going to bed, and when you woke up She answered you in a mans voice, Which scared the heck out of you, because you forgot to change her voice into a females voice. 

Of course, I don't want to put words in your mouth!

When your girlfriend starts telling you about this cute guy named Harry, and you ask if it's the one by TamelaJ :blushing:.

When you have just burned Poser content CD #160, and realize they're all freebies..you have 1.4 gig of stuff in 'holding' waiting to load into Poser, you have 3 versions of Poser still on your system, and Daz Studio too (woopsie..but then you never get around to using anything but the latest version..;)

you start getting crazy about women's makeup; realistic eyebrows, shades, eyelashes, lip colors and skin tone (wot, 'ees a puftah?..;)

you see new characters, and think 'boy, now I gotta find clothes, hair, textures, shoes, hats, poses..;) and then don't download them..;)

you ask the Poser forum for things you wish you had, then discover they're already loaded into Poser (who, me?..;), it's just you have so much stuff there you can't keep track of it...

and you just use the same 19 things over and over again..;)

I could go on, but...

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)

I am so totally with you on that one, pakled.

Eternal Hobbyist

 

When you start a "you know you've been using Poser too much when..." thread.

When you can sympathize with everyone else's posts.

When you see a person and start trying to figure out which of V3's morphs you'd need, and at what strength to create them in Poser.

When you see a hairstyle or clothing article in the real world and think "hey, that looks just like item X in Poser!"

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If you're joking that's just cruel, but if you're being sarcastic, that's even worse.

Or which Hiro morphs would resemble some cutie - eh hem (I am not a hires or lores gay hooker - and I certainly do not endorse this add!) ;P

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it harder, but when you do, you blow your whole leg off.

 -- Bjarne Stroustrup

Contact Me | Kuroyume's DevelopmentZone

When you're dormant carpal tunnel syndrome start reappearing: )

When you watch Dances with Wolves on cable and think "Hey! Stands with a Fist has Sapphire Fox Hair!"
(She does!)

Just out of curiousity-has anyone ,other than myself, ever asked a co-worker to stand in default position for a photo?

When the prog is cited in divorce proceedings.

When your wife asks if you've seen her bikini and you start searching your computer files.

When... all you can afford to eat is baked beans on toast because Rendo and Daz have all your money...

"You don't have to be mad to use Poser... but it helps"

Quote - ...you turn on CNN, see a headline that says "Evangelist hires gay hooker," and read it as "evangelist hi-res gay hooker." 

LOL, I read that article. It said something about paying for monthly trysts and I read it as "thrusts".

Pakled, dead right. Obsessive collecting resulting in such an overwhelming pile of stuff that you can never find anything, so you only use a handful of old favourites.

...when you see a safety poster at your first day in the new job and say "thats Dork from Poser ". Then hope the ground will open up and swallow you after explaning what Poser is to 20 blank faces :) 

Pinky - you left the lens cap of your mind on again.

Mathman, you may prefer to talk to V3, but for truly INTELLIGENT conversation, you should converse with Neja; she's a girl with her head on her shoulders!
David P. Hoadley

  STOP PALESTINIAN CHILD ABUSE!!!! ISLAMIC HATRED OF JEWS

Quote - ...you turn on CNN, see a headline that says "Evangelist hires gay hooker," and read it as "evangelist hi-res gay hooker." 

LOL! That's funny. ;p bB

Quote - When... all you can afford to eat is baked beans on toast because Rendo and Daz have all your money...

Hmmm, haven't tried that one!:blink:

How about when you spend more for virtual clothes than you do your own real ones?

My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice!

You see a Payless Shoes commercial and immediately think how great that pair of shoes would look on Vicky.

StarDogSirius had a really good one from a similar thread last year. It cracked me up so it bears repeating! :

Quote - When you are having a really bad hair day and think to yourself "Where is Kozaburo when I need him!?".

Quote -  ** ** When you visit some real temple ruins (on the rare vacation away from your computer), and you think, "Yeah, Vicky would look really cool right over there... naked... with a sword." - danamongden

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"It is good to see ourselves as others see us. Try as we may, we are never
able to know ourselves fully as we are, especially the evil side of us.
This we can do only if we are not angry with our critics but will take in good
heart whatever they might have to say." - Ghandi

Someone tells you hair is thining and your defense is to say that you have transparency turned on.

You go to the orthopedic surgeon and your first question is "how good are you with c r2s?

When you sit for hours at parties hoping somebody'll ask you what a joint-controlled morph is.

!!!!!When you put exclamation marks at the start of sentences

When you're looking for a lost address book and think, "I'll ask Acadia".

When you break out in hives and think, "that's a great shader".

When you start a new relationship and you think "I wonder if they've fixed multiple undo yet?"

When your girlfriend sits down in a short skirt and you think "how'd they rig her hips?".

Instead of turning to look at someone, you move your hand to where the trackball should be.

When you have a sudden urge to watch reruns of "MASH" just because Alan Alda stars in it ....

When you have your kids christened/baptised as Luke, Laura. Mattie and Maddie...

"You don't have to be mad to use Poser... but it helps"

Your worry about Vickie's biological clock running and your hoping she meets a nice guy soon.

Your girlfriend asks "how does this dress look?" and you reply that she needs to turn up the transmap a bit.

Your thinking about consulting a doctor about Vickies's shoulders.

Your thinking about introducing Stepahine to the Da Vinci man.  Yes, it just might work.

You're having sex and you scream out Vickie's name.

When you see a thread titled "You know you've been using Poser too much when..." and you think "oh no, not another one..." :lol: