My house was burgled yesterday and here I sit waiting for the builders to turn up and make things secure. A lot of damge was done because they could not get the doors open :(
They have tried with a jemmy from the outside and the inside :(

They did finally manage to get in via a window by breaking the frame from the brickwork :(

They stole my Canon compact cam :(

Things could be much much worse :)

And every one said, 'If we only live,
We too will go to sea in a Sieve,---
To the hills of the Chankly Bore!'
Far and few, far and few, Are the lands where the Jumblies live;
Their heads are green, and their hands are blue, And they went to sea in a Sieve.

Edward Lear
http://www.nonsenselit.org/Lear/ns/jumblies.html