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Subject: OT -- Lawyer joke

pearce opened this issue on Aug 04, 2007 · 6 posts


pearce posted Sat, 04 August 2007 at 12:52 PM

"Before I take the case," said the lawyer, "You will have to pay me a $200 retainer."

"OK, here's $200."

"Thank you. This entitles you to two questions."

"$200 for just two questions!  Isn't that rather high?"

"Yes, I suppose it is. Now, what's your second question?"