"What did you say she called herself Vern?" "Her Aim name was Black Widow 666" "an you didn't think that were odd?" "Naw folks on the innernet all go by real strange names, she sent some pix to me and she looked reel purty Carl, jus like one o dem girls on the girly calenders down by the shop" "And you're sure of that address Vern? cuz this street don't look like its got any houses on it. and theres somethin funny about that big assed Spider web up there." "That must be one of them there optic elusions, ain't no such thing as a spider that big. you worry too much Carl, you want to give up a good thing just becouse you have a case of the heebie Jeebies? C'mon I'll show you we aint got nuthin to worry bout" "I dunno Vern, Im getting a real bad feeling about this!"
"Um Vern, I really think there is somethin powrful wrong with that there spider." "yeah I think yer right carl, Don't look Mebbe it dusn't see us" "Um Vern I think it's a she, and there ain't no chance she don't see us!"
