Conniekat8 opened this issue on Aug 28, 2007 · 84 posts
Conniekat8 posted Tue, 28 August 2007 at 7:07 PM
-People are clobering each other up side the head over right-click-copy-rights and reasoning out of left field over gallery zippers.
-Poser Pro thread has fone from Poser Pro, to hating Poser, to hating elitists, to hatng Firefly, to hating Rendo, to hating each other, to hating clothing simulations... And Penguinisto is on good behavior.
-Only two threads suffered from the kitty picture littering.
-Sam Therapy suffered a fake attack by a fake death threat from a fake italian with a fake spanish name. Maybe when his value gets past fake up he'll get a real one (I hope not...
), and there are no gentlemen left in California, they're all fake over there.
-Super realistic rendering being hailed at CG Society is not realistec enough (she needs a few pimples to look real) Say the young men from rendo. Maybe guys from CG society get to date girls with no pimples?
-We only had half a dozen newbies try to sell freshly modelled swords and make a fortune, if they could only figure out the marketplace.
-To cure Carpal Tunnel syndrome, don't use your hands. Using feet and other extremities optional, as long as they don't cause severe nostril glow, cat photo littlering or pimples.
-Only four people threathening to sue each other. Noone mentioned Hitler - yet. Ninja Cat attacked and broke up the party. Then it got littlered with kitty pictures.
-Rendo goes myspace, and now we know whom is friends with whom. This should help immensly when the anti-clique clique accuses the frioendly clique of being cliquish. But where's Tom?
-Fascination with round shiny metal objects is still going strong. Must be overflow from Bryce Forum.
-Bagginsbill is still smokin'... textures that is.
-V4's face still sucks, let's screw V3 head on it. Perhaps we can make Frankentorija 3.53 to improve.
-percentage of threads actually talking about Poser technicalities: 27%, but who pays attention to those anyways.
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ghelmer posted Tue, 28 August 2007 at 7:16 PM
Awesome job summing up pretty much every week in the Poser Forum!!!
Very funny!!!
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We are the useless sluts that they mould
Rock n roll is our epiphany
Culture, alienation, boredom and despair
vince3 posted Tue, 28 August 2007 at 7:17 PM
well... you could say all the above if you like... permission granted.
Jumpstartme2 posted Tue, 28 August 2007 at 7:21 PM
All of the above
runs
@Connie: Thats too funny LOL
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kalon posted Tue, 28 August 2007 at 8:11 PM
Connie, you should do this regularly
pakled posted Tue, 28 August 2007 at 8:25 PM
BUSTED!...;) woopsie..;) I resemble that remark...
I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit
anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)
Acadia posted Tue, 28 August 2007 at 8:28 PM
LMAO! That's hysterical!
"It is good to see ourselves as
others see us. Try as we may, we are never
able to know ourselves fully as we
are, especially the evil side of us.
This we can do only if we are not
angry with our critics but will take in good
heart whatever they might have to
say." - Ghandi
byAnton posted Tue, 28 August 2007 at 8:36 PM
Okay this is one of those brilliant threads... :) Yeah do it weekly.
How about a mention for unsolicited "expert" business/pricing advice posts to merchants from the slash and dash price club? I think this weeks only victim was Sanctum Art. I suppose that's under "Sports"?
Horoscopes are always popular too. :)
-Anton, creator of Apollo Maximus
"Conviction without truth is denial; Denial in the
face of truth is concealment."
dphoadley posted Tue, 28 August 2007 at 8:42 PM
Conniekat8 posted Tue, 28 August 2007 at 8:53 PM
Aww, Thank you guys, I'm glad it made you giggle!
I wasn't sure if people were going to like it, or if I was going to get in a big trouble for it.
I'll try to do it weekly, or, in some sort of quasi regular intervals :)
If anyone thinks of a suggestion, drop me an IM (so the surprize doesn't get spoiled)
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momodot posted Tue, 28 August 2007 at 9:07 PM
U rul3, Conniekat. Good kitty :)
JenX posted Tue, 28 August 2007 at 9:14 PM
Priceless :D
Although, now, I'm really wishing someone had made a ninja outfit for the Mil Cat.
:lol:
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SAMS3D posted Wed, 29 August 2007 at 3:45 AM
Awesome, I love this. Do this again soon. You did a fantastic job. Sharen
SamTherapy posted Wed, 29 August 2007 at 4:00 AM
wolf359 posted Wed, 29 August 2007 at 4:21 AM
....a GOOD sign indeed that Diversity may yet prevail.
BTW for those who missed out on getting Sanctumarts RDL7 sets before his DAZ pullout, no worries
All of the the gritty insider details of what happed in that sectret lab will be revealed this fall in my upcoming graphic Novel from the perspective of three little droid "kittys" who witnessed it all first hand.
Cheers.
Neyjour posted Wed, 29 August 2007 at 4:22 AM
Quote - Connie, you should do this regularly
Ditto that! Very funny stuff! chuckles 
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EnglishBob posted Wed, 29 August 2007 at 5:32 AM
Quote - Maybe guys from CG society get to date girls with no pimples?
:lol: All of it: :lol: but that bit especially :lol: Looks like you got yourself a weekly column, Connie. :lol:
BAR-CODE posted Wed, 29 August 2007 at 7:47 AM
HAHAHA way cool ..
now you cant do this just once ... same time next week please :lol:
And .... i dont think anything was about me .. because i never ever say/write anything that is out of order now do i.......
Top fun !
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Incognitas posted Wed, 29 August 2007 at 9:32 AM
Sounds just like every forum I've ever subscribed to.:biggrin:
jdcooke posted Wed, 29 August 2007 at 9:44 AM
Loved it, now i only have to show up here once a week,... Thanks jdc
cedarwolf posted Wed, 29 August 2007 at 10:39 AM
I agree...your gift for cutting through the various stacks of rhetoric and fertilizer and creating fallow ground for discussion is excellent.
XENOPHONZ posted Wed, 29 August 2007 at 10:51 AM
Conniekat is one of the best things to happen to this forum in a long time.
I've always liked cats. They are cute, cuddly, affectionate -- they purr, they meow -- they are very observant and naturally curious creatures: and they do a wonderful job of dealing with rodents!
:b_cool:
XENOPHONZ posted Wed, 29 August 2007 at 10:58 AM
Every home should have a cat.
surreality posted Wed, 29 August 2007 at 11:10 AM
I have five home's worth, then. snicker Brilliant post. I missed the e-lawyer threats, though! I could cry!
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Tiari posted Wed, 29 August 2007 at 11:24 AM
I have to agree, this is a riot
Conniekat8 posted Wed, 29 August 2007 at 11:51 AM
My word you guys are way too kind!
I didn't have a slightest clue this was going to be such a hit! I was thinking, I may have to take a hit (as a punch in a face) for doing this...
Thank You Thank You Thank You !!!
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XENOPHONZ posted Wed, 29 August 2007 at 11:59 AM
Thank you, Connie. :thumbupboth:
RAMWorks posted Wed, 29 August 2007 at 1:26 PM
I have one niggle. I am a gentleman and I do live in California. I may come across as brash and even have my moments of "rude" but I always open doors for ladies and pull out chairs as well. I always say please and thank you and occasionally I say "F you very much" if the situation calls for it :lol:
Connie girl, your such a charmer and a very witty kitty. I'm glad to you know!!
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JHoagland posted Wed, 29 August 2007 at 1:34 PM
Very good summary.
I vote to do this every week. Then, in a few months, do a summary of the summary and see how many topics keep repeating themselves, such as "newbies trying to make a fortune making (fill in the blank)", "people hating on something, then hating on each other for trying to defend the something".
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XENOPHONZ posted Wed, 29 August 2007 at 1:45 PM
Quote - I have one niggle. I am a gentleman and I do live in California. I may come across as brash and even have my moments of "rude" but I always open doors for ladies and pull out chairs as well.
As in.......you open doors just as the lady in question is about to step through from the opposite side.......and you pull chairs out from under her just as she's in the process of sitting down?
Very Californian.
RAMWorks posted Wed, 29 August 2007 at 1:47 PM
*Smacks *XENOPHONZ over the head with a iron skillet
Oppps, sorry, had one of my rude moments!! :lol:
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XENOPHONZ posted Wed, 29 August 2007 at 1:54 PM
:b_grin:
drifterlee posted Wed, 29 August 2007 at 2:23 PM
Too funny!!! I missed the suing threats, though. Must be in the copyright forum.
dphoadley posted Wed, 29 August 2007 at 2:42 PM
KarenJ posted Wed, 29 August 2007 at 3:20 PM
Nobody called me a nazi this week, or sexually repressed? Damn, I must be slipping... :m_laugh:
Great job Connie, I LOL'd!
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and strange and beautiful
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pakled posted Wed, 29 August 2007 at 5:18 PM
repressed Nazis, next on Donahue..;)
I have 4 houses' worth of cats, and, according to the laws of Monopoly, I should get a hotel..;)
I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit
anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)
DarkEdge posted Wed, 29 August 2007 at 6:33 PM
RAMWorks posted Wed, 29 August 2007 at 9:47 PM
Conniekat8 posted Wed, 29 August 2007 at 9:50 PM
RAMWolf, you;re right, you;re very much a gentleman... but.. your'e taken!
sniffle
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RAMWorks posted Wed, 29 August 2007 at 9:52 PM
I am?? looks around the empty room Nope, not taken!!! 
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pjz99 posted Wed, 29 August 2007 at 10:33 PM
Connie this is good stuff, I look forward to future versions :) Although I guess it would be tough to be weekly like clockwork, whenever you'd care to do it I'm sure it would be appreciated.
SoCalRoberta posted Wed, 29 August 2007 at 11:57 PM
LOL!!! This is hysterical!! You simply MUST keep it up!
XENOPHONZ posted Thu, 30 August 2007 at 12:53 AM
Another matter to consider is that some forum periods are more......uh......'exciting' than others.
RAMWorks posted Thu, 30 August 2007 at 1:35 AM
XENOPHONZ posted Thu, 30 August 2007 at 1:48 AM
Nahhhh......I wouldn't say nothin' like that..........
Oh......you meant PERIODS. Well, here's some (copy & paste 'em!)
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XENOPHONZ posted Thu, 30 August 2007 at 1:53 AM
For my next trick, I'm going to make myself disappear from the site for approx. 8-9 hours. It's late here. No one would ever be able to tell that, though.
RAMWorks posted Thu, 30 August 2007 at 1:54 AM
Awwwwwwww, thanks for sharing your period with me!!! 
---Wolff On The Prowl---
dphoadley posted Thu, 30 August 2007 at 1:55 AM
Here's something to consider:
From: Kraig Hausmann
Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2007 11:32 PM
Subject: RE: UVS remap
Hi David,
Yes, it is perfectly legal and acceptable to redistribute or sell a .uvs file for Victoria. These types of files do not contain any proprietary data, so that is fine.
Please let me know if there is any other way I can help.
Kraig Hausmann
DAZ Technical Support
1-800-267-5170
MON-FRI 9am to 5pm MST
From: David P. Hoadley [mailto:dph@013.net]
Sent: Monday, August 27, 2007 5:45 PM
To: tech@daz3d.com
Subject: UVS remap
By the Grace of G-d
David P. Hoadley
32 Neveim St., Apt. #16
Bat-Yam 59584
Israel
Att.: Craig Hausmann
Dear Mr. Hausmann;
We spoke formerly on the phone. I’ve remapped the Daz figure Victoria 4.1 so that it will be compatible with Victoria 3 texture maps. I wish to market this remap as a UVS file (no objects, materials, or textures included). In order to do so, I need written confirmation from you that there wouldn’t be any violation of copywrite in doing so. Therefore I most respectfully request that such confirmation be provided, by email, so that I may pass it on to the Renderosity MP.
I remain,
Very truly yours,
David P. Hoadley
dph@013.net.il
RAMWorks posted Thu, 30 August 2007 at 1:56 AM
dphoadley posted Thu, 30 August 2007 at 2:09 AM
As soon as Renderosity's MarketPlace Manager confirms that for him, thta that statement from Daz is blanket enough, or that whether he needs more elucidation. If it's enough, then we go ahead. If not, I'll have to respectfully request something more from DAZ. For me, it looks like it's enough, but when it comes to Legal Minds, they tend to think on a whole new level.
DPH
Dajadues posted Thu, 30 August 2007 at 3:48 AM
Damn, I hate posting under David's spam.
dphoadley posted Thu, 30 August 2007 at 3:52 AM
mickmca posted Thu, 30 August 2007 at 5:58 AM
Quote - Damn, I hate posting under David's spam.
Don't think of it as hijacking, think of it as narcissism. Then you'll feel much better. It's a bit like television -- you know: actual program, commercial, more program, commercial, more of pro--commercial, attempt to show more pr--commercial, one mor--commerical.
M
JenX posted Thu, 30 August 2007 at 6:14 AM
Ya know, I'm pretty sure we could find a way to be a bit more condescending, guys, but I'm sure that would be a TOS violation. Let's keep the personal attacks in our heads please, guys. This is a fun thread.
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wolf359 posted Thu, 30 August 2007 at 6:21 AM
Quote - > Quote - Damn, I hate posting under David's spam.
Don't think of it as hijacking, think of it as narcissism. Then you'll feel much better. It's a bit like television -- you know: actual program, commercial, more program, commercial, more of pro--commercial, attempt to show more pr--commercial, one mor--commerical.
M
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dphoadley posted Thu, 30 August 2007 at 6:28 AM
Incognitas posted Thu, 30 August 2007 at 8:40 AM
:ohmy: Hmm! I must hang out in the Poser forum more often.The Bryce and Daz Studio forums here are totally sedate in comparison.
RAMWorks posted Thu, 30 August 2007 at 10:47 AM
Too true. I'm a Studio user but when I'm here I'm in the Poser forums most of the time not the Studio forums!!
David, I hope the legal minds see this as enough to get your product in the store.
SPAM?? I don't eat no stinkin SPAM!! :lol:
---Wolff On The Prowl---
Conniekat8 posted Thu, 30 August 2007 at 11:23 AM
Quote - :ohmy: Hmm! I must hang out in the Poser forum more often.The Bryce and Daz Studio forums here are totally sedate in comparison.
Yeah, you guys should try the catnip on this side of the fence
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Conniekat8 posted Thu, 30 August 2007 at 11:28 AM
Quote - Awwwwwwww, thanks for sharing your period with me!!!
:blink:
Uh oh.. okay... um..., :woot:
I'm just going to think of you two cutting a first period class and playing marbles...
umm.... much safer that way...
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stormchaser posted Thu, 30 August 2007 at 12:03 PM
Kitty, my dear little Kitty.
I go away & come back to find you making this Poser forum even more fun & interesting than it was before! Loved it Connie, can't wait for the next installment.
I will try to pop in here when I can so I can keep up with the crazy goings on, I thought it would be ages before I could get back on again. My friend is online again now so I'm using hers, she's in the other room so she probably thinks I'm looking at porn, LOL!
Anyhow, sorry to hijack your wonderful thread Kitty, but I thought I'd come on & say hi to everyone, I've missed some of you crazy people!!
Conniekat8 posted Thu, 30 August 2007 at 12:15 PM
Awwwwwww, stormy is back!
Runs up and gives stormy a great big hug!
Missed ya! You're not hijacking a thing! So good to se you in here!!!!!!!!
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XENOPHONZ posted Thu, 30 August 2007 at 12:27 PM
Quote - Awwwwwwww, thanks for sharing your period with me!!!
To which period do you refer? Classical, Neo-classical, or Baroque? Or perhaps you are referring to my Narcissistic Period?
(As a sidenote, I've heard that the narcissus flower is poisonous.)
Just keep in mind that you need to be sure to use the Bach door, because the Handel on the front door is Baroque.
Those are the only types of periods that I have in mind. Although some others might argue that it's all just a matter of punctuation.
stormchaser posted Thu, 30 August 2007 at 12:28 PM
Thanks for the hug Connie, here's a big kiss from me :tt2:. OK, I'm using my tongue but you know what I mean, LOL.
RAMWorks posted Thu, 30 August 2007 at 12:33 PM
Quote - > Quote - Awwwwwwww, thanks for sharing your period with me!!!
To which period do you refer? Classical, Neo-classical, or Baroque? Or perhaps you are referring to my Narcissistic Period?
(As a sidenote, I've heard that the narcissus flower is poisonous.)
Just keep in mind that you need to be sure to use the Bach door, because the Handel on the front door is Baroque.
Those are the only types of periods that I have in mind. Although some others might argue that it's all just a matter of punctuation.
---Wolff On The Prowl---
XENOPHONZ posted Thu, 30 August 2007 at 12:41 PM
hdaggers posted Thu, 30 August 2007 at 12:42 PM
Great summary! Appreciated!
re: weekly, monthly, etc...:
Do it only if you can find the funny.
hearts!!!
XENOPHONZ posted Thu, 30 August 2007 at 12:44 PM
RAMWorks posted Thu, 30 August 2007 at 12:52 PM
gripe on I do wish they would fix the emoticons. They look so strange with this new background color. gripe off
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XENOPHONZ posted Thu, 30 August 2007 at 12:59 PM
Yeah, the small emoticons look like they have halos or something around them. Or perhaps what they've got around them is "squashed insect" material......like they've been stepped on.
Perhaps I need to go sign up at one of those '50,000 FREE SMILIES!' places. A tremendous side benefit of doing so would be that I would get even more spam than I do now. If I play my cards right, I might qualify for some free adware loaded onto my PC, too!
Conniekat8 posted Thu, 30 August 2007 at 1:15 PM
I'm surprized noone took the DAZ smiley figure, the emotiguy, to create a set of emoticons just for us (rendo)
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Jumpstartme2 posted Thu, 30 August 2007 at 2:47 PM
Now there's an idea :woot:
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RAMWorks posted Thu, 30 August 2007 at 3:01 PM
---Wolff On The Prowl---
RAMWorks posted Thu, 30 August 2007 at 3:05 PM
RAMWorks posted Thu, 30 August 2007 at 3:06 PM
RAMWorks posted Thu, 30 August 2007 at 3:07 PM
Feet and hand are easily hidden to save space and allow for resizing a bit without loosing too much detail. Making them small enough to be more traditionally sized emoticons don't tend to work very well though!!! 
---Wolff On The Prowl---
dphoadley posted Thu, 30 August 2007 at 3:12 PM
RAMWorks posted Thu, 30 August 2007 at 3:18 PM
Conniekat8 posted Thu, 30 August 2007 at 3:35 PM
RAMWollf, those are too cool!!! So... um, can we use them, can we, can we??? Pleez?
Make more, make more, pleez ... pant pant 
I don't know how to talk without emoticons any more!
It gets sorta hairy when I get the urge to insert them in business correspondence...
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HorseFeathers posted Thu, 30 August 2007 at 3:55 PM
Bravo Connie! Encore, Encore.
KarenJ posted Thu, 30 August 2007 at 4:24 PM
stormchaser! Good to see you dude, hope things are good with you!
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and strange and beautiful
something not everyone knows how to love." - Warsan
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RAMWorks posted Thu, 30 August 2007 at 6:04 PM
Home from errands and eating this FANTASTIC tri tip sandwich from this new place around the corner. MAN, I'm going to be giving them some business from here on out!! WOOOOOT!!
Of course you are welcome to use the two that I've done. The others from above my two are, I think iirmc, here in the free section. Might be a good thing to use those to replace the older large emoticons. I think these are much cleaner and fun!!! I'm not really in an emotiguy phase right now but if I make more I'll be sure to share them for sure. If you do use them you really might want to take the png into an image editing program and erase out the hands and feet as they really don't add much to the expression itself! Then resave it as a new file with transparency and your all set to go.
Enjoy!
---Wolff On The Prowl---
RAMWorks posted Thu, 30 August 2007 at 6:09 PM
Hmm, they were located at ShareCG but the files were removed for what ever reason. Oh well. I guess I lucked out!! There's not even a ReadMe file within the zips so I'm not sure if it's OK to share them!! 
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Conniekat8 posted Fri, 31 August 2007 at 12:25 PM
Darn, I had made some smiley's earlier this year, and then got rid of them.
Maybe I still have the poser files somewhere.
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