You should all be aware that the heretics of this world are trying new and dastardly tactics to get you to use their perverted and sinful product.

I have just been advised that the magazine 'Computer Shopper' comes with a cover disc that contains  'Carrara 5' - a foul application that purports to be a 3D program.

Buying this magazine and installing this app is to be avoided at all costs. Doing so WILL render you liable to a date with a comfy chair near you!

You have been warned!

Cardinal Bryster

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...