chohole opened this issue on Oct 23, 2007 · 10 posts
chohole posted Tue, 23 October 2007 at 1:08 PM
This was posted over at Daz, but I thought I would share it with you
How The Cat Wakes You Up In The Morning!
The greatest part of wisdom is learning to develop the ineffable genius of extracting the "neither here nor there" out of any situation...."
dhama posted Tue, 23 October 2007 at 2:14 PM
Yes, it is funny. I actually posted this at the main community forum. :)
orbital posted Wed, 24 October 2007 at 2:33 AM
So true, our female cat does this.
bikermouse posted Wed, 24 October 2007 at 3:54 AM
Yeah, that's pretty close !!!
vangogh posted Wed, 24 October 2007 at 8:45 AM
My cat does the same thing....I have permanet black eyes because of him!
bikermouse posted Thu, 25 October 2007 at 1:28 AM
Oh yeah ? Well, my cat makes me give her rides in what I guess you would call a hand basket right after she wakes me up, I feed her, get dressed and put on the coffee - in so doing she keeps me from being late for work thus insuring that I keep a roof over her head and whiskas on her table.
I read somewhere that cats would pay the rent if you let them - so far no luck with that!!!
chohole posted Thu, 25 October 2007 at 11:07 AM
I don't know about paying rent, but I had one cat that would frequently go fetch his own dinner.......a nice skinned ready prepared fillet of white fish. To do this he had to cross a road, thread his way through a housing development, then another small road, an alleyway and cross the market square to the fish stall on the far side. He woulld choose his piece of fich and bring it home to eat. Oh and yes he would knock on the front door to be let in with it. THe one thing he forgot was tp pay for the fish.:lol:
The greatest part of wisdom is learning to develop the ineffable genius of extracting the "neither here nor there" out of any situation...."
rj001 posted Mon, 29 October 2007 at 3:21 AM
brilliant hahahah
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bikermouse posted Tue, 30 October 2007 at 2:27 AM
I showed Katrina the cat with the bat and she though it was funny ... the nearest open fish market is (or was) in San Frtancisco so I hope she doesn't read about the cat that goes shopping and get any bright ideas !!!
TheBryster posted Tue, 30 October 2007 at 7:44 AM Forum Moderator
That's about the size of it.
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