I decided to look through some old Poser archives that I haven't opened up for a fair number of years.  I was uncertain as to exactly what I'd find hidden in that musty digital attic.

Looky here what I found -- this is one of the first Poser renders that I ever made -- in fact, it was probably created within 10 minutes (or less) of installing Poser 2 on my 486 back in the mists of forgotten time.  I am bringing this work of Art out into the Light of Day, and posting it in here before the masses..........so now it belongs to the Ages.........I feel that I have achieved true greatness............

The lighting in this image is impeccable (or "impickable", as I've heard it pronounced).  Not only are the shadows a technical marvel of the Digital Art, but they also prove that human beings can levitate themselves by simply using the Power of the Mind.  The texturing in the scene is beyond compare.

As an image like this one clearly demonstrates for one and all to see: we really, really need to return to the unsullied purity of the old ways of doing things in Poser.  Everything was so much better back then that it's embarrassing.

BTW - the black blob on the floor is a cat (I think).  I don't know how to account for that slimy-looking slug-like creature which has fastened itself to the top of the man's head.

Something To Do At 3:00AM