Unicornst opened this issue on Apr 29, 2008 · 9 posts
Unicornst posted Tue, 29 April 2008 at 4:57 PM
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
Well, there's a very simple answer.
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn't know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical.
Our OIL is located in :
ALASKA
California
Coastal Florida
Coastal Louisiana
Wyoming
Utah
Kansas
Oklahoma
Pennsylvania
and
Texas
Our dipsticks are located in DC
Any Questions? NO?...Didn't think So.
geoegress posted Tue, 29 April 2008 at 5:21 PM
(chuckles) :)
Ravyns posted Tue, 29 April 2008 at 6:19 PM
:lol: Good One :lol:
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Marque posted Tue, 29 April 2008 at 7:16 PM
OUCH! lol
thefixer posted Wed, 30 April 2008 at 9:43 AM
I thought my oil was in the engine!!!
Injustice will be avenged.
Cofiwch Dryweryn.
AnnieD posted Wed, 30 April 2008 at 12:47 PM
Thanks for the laugh...
I sent it on to my state senator. :biggrin:
“For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible.”
[Stuart Chase]
Miss Nancy posted Wed, 30 April 2008 at 7:14 PM
perhaps somebody could find out who elected those guys.
they definitely got what they paid for :lol:
geoegress posted Wed, 30 April 2008 at 7:31 PM
Don't blame me - I voted for Kerry
(lol)
AnnieD posted Wed, 30 April 2008 at 7:33 PM
Oh we know who elected them...too bad it takes so damn long to fire them. :rolleyes:
“For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible.”
[Stuart Chase]