If I may have the attention of the class for just a second...

OK, I be not Eminem but...

Guys and gals, I am not around too much recently, which means your PM's, emails, urgent requests or any other queries may not get answered by me in a timely manner.  I give you my sincerest apologies for this but since I know you all love me without question, you'll just take it on the chin.

Short version is... if you need something sorted, please get in touch with another staff member.  I'm working on getting back into the fray but the gods only know when that will be.

If it's any consolation (which it probably isn't) I really am going through the worst nightmare you could imagine.  No, trust me, it's worse than you think.  I'll maybe tell you about it someday.  At the moment, it's a kind of "dodge the flack or carry the gun". thing.  Trouble is, I don't have a gun.  Woe is me.

Meanwhile, pretty please, try to conduct yourselves in a reasonable manner.  Just do it for ol' Sam, huh?

Love you all.

Coppula eam se non posit acceptera jocularum.

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