wolf359 opened this issue on Apr 07, 2009 · 20 posts
wolf359 posted Tue, 07 April 2009 at 5:15 PM
Hi all anybody up for a just for fun themed render challenge
no prizes just for laughs
The theme would be:
overused movie cliche's
Here a list of some of my favorites
(feel Free to add to it)
Hero shoots his way into enemy base with ONE hand gun
but never stops to pick up the advanced assault rifles/grenades from
the dead soldiers he has just killed but trudges on until his little 9mm pistol runs out of ammo at a critical moment.
Monster/Bad man about to kill innocent,
Hero fires one shot & downs him/it.
and immediately turns his back on the "Dead" body
which of course rises up for one last desperate attack.
Young investigative Reporter living in Million Dollar Apartment
in New York/LA on reporters salary.
Multiple soldiers unable hit Arnold Schwarzenegger sized
"Hero" running across field with thier weapons on full auto.
Lovers waking in the morning with kissing fresh Breath!!
..for more ...kissing.
Climactic end of movie Karate fight between Hero&Villain
in: burning/collapsing building,crashing space ship, plane ,boat etc etc.
Post nuclear/biologocal apocalyptic Scenerio's where 1980's punk fashion has prevailed
ie: Leather,spiked mohawk hair, heavy black eyeliner,chains tattoos, body piercings&open top motorized vehicles.
World threatening disaster that could end mankind is requiring the collaboration/expedition of "earth's top scientists" who all happen to be REALLY good looking 20-30 something prima donnas, ( instead of the usual 50-60 something crusty old white guys with poor social skills one might expect)
and of course at least one is a really hot chick.
Hero is mortified to discover his hot Girlfriend was planted in his life by "The Man" to keep an eye on him.
fake Girlfriend(Now full of regret) professes" It was real for me" as Hero is carted off for some ridiculously Drawn out execution.. (from which he escapes of course)
US Military branch uniforms with ZERO effort made to use authentic Military insignia
(often mixing officer& enlisted insignia ,air force&marine& navy etc)
Could be funny to see some of thes scenarios as renders
TrekkieGrrrl posted Tue, 07 April 2009 at 5:24 PM
I LOVE this! Another idea:
Heroes/Heroines waking up with perfect hair and perfect makeup. I guess I'm not a proper heroine coz this has never happened to me...
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Winterclaw posted Tue, 07 April 2009 at 5:31 PM
I vote for an Ichijo festival.
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CaptainJack1 posted Tue, 07 April 2009 at 5:33 PM
hborre posted Tue, 07 April 2009 at 5:35 PM
Going down into a darken cellar.
JenX posted Tue, 07 April 2009 at 5:39 PM
ahem
This is a great idea, an in-forum member-driven challenge. Just a reminder:
Please PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEEEEEASE remember to keep the renders within the TOS. If you have questions, there's links at the top where you can sitemail us, or just use our usernames@Renderosity.com to email us :) I'm always open and willing to review images. And, if you'd like, I can make this a sticky :)
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ockham posted Tue, 07 April 2009 at 5:45 PM
Car chase scene, where the heroes drive their Camaro along the sidewalk at 80 MPH,
passing through a sidewalk "fair" with lots of food carts, miraculously not hitting
any of the people but spraying tomatoes and fish everywhere; the cop cars try to
pass through the same street fair but somehow trip over a tomato and fly through
the air, flipping end over end 23 times and finally exploding, still without hurting
any of the pedestrians.
replicand posted Tue, 07 April 2009 at 7:22 PM
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ockham posted Tue, 07 April 2009 at 8:38 PM
Thanks, replicand. I'd been wanting to see that Overlord list again but couldn't find it.
dphoadley posted Tue, 07 April 2009 at 10:13 PM
There was always the old Western shootout Cliche', where all the actors shot about 50 bullets each with their six-guns, and only THEN stopped to reload.
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Miss Nancy posted Tue, 07 April 2009 at 10:19 PM
as well as those movie cleeshays, I'd also like to complain about television newscasts aimed at the target demographic. there's usually some talking head on the screen and it's usually some pasty guy with a goatee and a solid wad of fat from chin to chest. I know that's what the target demographic looks like in the states, but couldn't they at least have some nice-looking guys once in a while? 
dlfurman posted Wed, 08 April 2009 at 12:26 PM
Hey!
Thats my new blockbuster movie script you posted buddy!
How'd you get a copy? LOL!
I could never really reason the why of the first scenario.
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hborre posted Wed, 08 April 2009 at 2:04 PM
The superhero in his alter ego suit wearing a white shirt with the costume underneath.
RedPhantom posted Wed, 08 April 2009 at 9:51 PM Site Admin
Quote - The superhero in his alter ego suit wearing a white shirt with the costume underneath.
Yeah and nobody ever wonders why this person always has on long sleeves and pants no matter what the weather
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Believable3D posted Thu, 09 April 2009 at 1:53 AM
The untrained hero figuring everything out while the trained police officers miss the most obvious clues.
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Diogenes posted Thu, 09 April 2009 at 6:39 AM
How about the action adventure movie with the veluptious heroin with boobs the size of cantalopes, flying through the air doing flips and all manner of acrobatic moves. The likes of which you never see even in the olympics (there's a reason the women doing gymnastics are all young and flat chested!)
Or the disgraced beat cop/seargent who learns of a dastardly plot to assasinate the president at his secret meeting with world leaders and is able to show up at the secret meeting, report the plot and is imediately allowed in to the meeting room with a gun just in time to foil the plot.
Klebnor posted Thu, 09 April 2009 at 7:33 AM
"How about the action adventure movie with the voluptuous heroin with boobs the size of cantaloupes, flying through the air doing flips and all manner of acrobatic moves."
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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lornix posted Thu, 09 April 2009 at 4:00 PM
Or the hero who jumps from an plane with no parachute, catches up to the bad guy who jumped a few seconds earlier, puts a beat down on him while plummeting to Earth, takes his parachute and lands safely whilst the bad guy falls do his certain doom.
And of course the beautiful girl is waiting at the bottom, somehow able to pinpoint his projected landing site and be there to express her gratitude ....
hehehe I love this stuff.
Sarte posted Thu, 09 April 2009 at 4:07 PM
There's many lists of these on the internet, and it would be possible to do many of these. A real challenge would be stuffing as many cliches into one picture as Poser can handle.
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Diogenes posted Thu, 09 April 2009 at 5:44 PM
Quote - "How about the action adventure movie with the voluptuous heroin with boobs the size of cantaloupes, flying through the air doing flips and all manner of acrobatic moves."
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Klebnor
True, but even better and hilariously funny if someone were to do some animated clips of what would actually happen to anyone trying such foolish maneuvers especially in a body like that. :lol:
Imagine the shots you could get, the heroin falling flat on her cantaloupe sized breasts. Or on her delisciously fat padded bottom. And funny at the same time. :lol:
