Here are a few absolutely ridiculous warning labels:

On a blanket from Taiwan:
Not to be used as protection from a tornado.

Warning on fireplace log:
Caution -- Risk of Fire.

A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists:
Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.

Warning on an electric router made for carpenters:
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

On a bottle of shampoo for dogs:
Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.

On a hair dryer:
Do not use in shower.

On Marks & Spencer bread pudding
Product will be hot after heating.

On a string of Chinese made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions - open packet, eat nuts.

On some frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: defrost.

On a hotel provided shower cap:
Fits one head.

On Nytol Nighttime Sleep-Aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.

Warning on a cartridge for a laser printer:
Do not eat toner.

A wheel 13" a wheelbarrow warns:
Not for highway use.

A label on a baby stroller warns: “Remove child before folding"

A brass fishing lure with a three-pronged hook on the end warns: “Harmful if swallowed"

A popular scooter for children warns: "This product moves when used."

A nine- by three-inch bag of air used as packing material cautions: "Do not use this product as a toy, pillow, or flotation device."

A flushable toilet brush warns: "Do not use for personal hygiene."

The label on an electric hand blender promoted for use in "blending, whipping, chopping and dicing," warns: "Never remove food or other items from the blades while the product is operating."

A digital thermometer that can be used to take a person's temperature several different ways warns: "Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally."

A household iron warns users: “Never iron clothes while they are being worn”

A label on a hair dryer reads, “Never use hair dryer while sleeping”

The label on a bottle of drain cleaner warns: “If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product.”

A smoke detector warns: “Do not use the Silence Feature in emergency situations. It will not extinguish a fire.”

A massage chair warns: “DO NOT use massage chair without clothing... and, Never force any body part into the backrest area while the rollers are moving.”

A cardboard car sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard warns, “Do not drive with sunshield in place”

An “Aim-n-Flame” fireplace lighter cautions, “Do not use near fire, flame or sparks”

A label on a hand-held massager advises consumers not to use “while sleeping or unconscious”

A 12-inch rack for storing compact disks warns: “Do not use as a ladder.”

A can of self-defense pepper spray warns users: “May irritate eyes”

A snowblower warns: “Do not use snowthrower on roof.”

A dishwasher carries this warning: “Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher.”

A box of birthday cake candles says: “DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity.”

 

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This was this years winner of Wacky Labels:

Bryster's new comfy chair...

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Ewwwww! That's a chilling thought!

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I'm glad I didn't read this when I was having my morning tea... :lol:

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What a great idea!

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And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...

I live down south.  About the only warning we heed is a cry "hey y'all, watch this"

 Hey.....shit happens! But not while moving please!!

The package on my kids bottle of after-sun reads, "Do not use within reach of children".

There used to be a guy who made peppermint liquid soap, that had more bizarre allusions to the UN, world peace, etc. Can't remember if it's Dr. Bronner's or not, but if you ever need something to read for about 5 minutes while you're stuck on the loo...;)

the instructions went on for nearly the entire surface of the bottle...;0

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

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Holy ignoramus's batman!

On Marks & Spencer bread pudding
Product will be hot after heating.

Yea...glad that warning was on there, I might have mistaken my hot pudding for ice cream...

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DON'T PANIC!

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I would refer you of course to Douglas Adams; So long and thanks for all the Fish.

Experience is no substitute for blind faith.

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Some pretty funny stuff there ... my favorite ...

A label on a baby stroller warns: “Remove child before folding"

Geez I just about got pinched for reading 'Rendo at work from laughing at that one :-D

Quote - I would refer you of course to Douglas Adams; So long and thanks for all the Fish.

 
Haha, yes!  Now wouldn't Wonko the Sane's house be good subject matter for a render?