I'm terminally stupid - at least that seems to be the consensis amoungst my friends and aquantainces 

Well, yes she called me two Fridays ago and apologised for the rotten thing she said to me and I offered to buy her a beer so she came down to my watering hole had a beer or more and so I offered to let her sleep it off at my place and she's been there ever since - again.   

Tonight over a week later ... as I sip at my cream of mushroom soup she's over there phoning me up to ask for a pack of cigarettes saying she'll be home in the morning to pick them up  - can you say dumb?

well I told her: why can't her boyfriend buy her cigs why can't he buy her all the things I have ? and why can't his mother who he lives with do it if he can't ? I also told her I need to quit spending money on her and start spending money on a real girlfriend
as I told her: It's not finding a girlfriend thats hard - it's finding the right one.

Next time I'll tell her:  "Bob's your Uncle" - not me.!!

Won't she just let me alone so I can get back to Brycing ?