GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD  

1. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.  
2. Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.  
3. When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.  
4. You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.  
5. It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.  
6. Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.  
7. Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.    

 

“For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible.”

[Stuart Chase]

8. Make sure to equip yourself with a pair of scissors or you will die of starvation just trying to remove modern day packaging.

Now that I'm pushing 70, that looks to be about it. lol