dphoadley opened this issue on Oct 29, 2009 · 17 posts
dphoadley posted Thu, 29 October 2009 at 11:43 PM
ALERT!! THIS JUST CAME IN FROM A FRIEND:
A "heads up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back-seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, and 24th. Also, December 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful.
P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each.
infinity10 posted Thu, 29 October 2009 at 11:51 PM
Hahahhaha !!!
spanks David soundly by remote internet connection
Eternal Hobbyist
Acadia posted Fri, 30 October 2009 at 12:49 AM
Quote - ALERT!! THIS JUST CAME IN FROM A FRIEND:
A friend, eh? That's what everyone says! 
"It is good to see ourselves as
others see us. Try as we may, we are never
able to know ourselves fully as we
are, especially the evil side of us.
This we can do only if we are not
angry with our critics but will take in good
heart whatever they might have to
say." - Ghandi
dphoadley posted Fri, 30 October 2009 at 1:19 AM
"A friend, eh? That's what everyone says! "
Can't be me, because while we have Office Depot in Israel, we don't have any Wal-Mart.
dph
Winterclaw posted Fri, 30 October 2009 at 1:47 AM
It made me crack a smile, but its dates need to be fixed to make it seem more timely.
WARK!
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Indoda posted Fri, 30 October 2009 at 4:32 AM
That was good for a laugh - no Wal-Mart, aren't you lucky!?
The important thing is not to stop questioning.
- Albert Einstein
Indoda
karanta posted Fri, 30 October 2009 at 5:22 AM
"I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, and 24th. Also, December 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend."
:lol:
Plutom posted Fri, 30 October 2009 at 8:06 AM
Does Office Depot in Israel have the same scam?
dphoadley posted Fri, 30 October 2009 at 9:01 AM
Sa_raneth posted Fri, 30 October 2009 at 9:13 AM
ROTFLMAO good one
sirenia posted Mon, 02 November 2009 at 6:55 AM
Good one !
I just e-mailed it to my friends LOL :-D
Society failed to tolerate me...
... and i have failed to tolerate society
ashley9803 posted Tue, 03 November 2009 at 2:45 AM
LOL. Those girls were probably re-mapped Posettes coming back for revenge.
You're a letch DP. I can can call you this because I'm one too.
shedofjoy posted Tue, 03 November 2009 at 5:46 AM
LOL... wow they even work on boxing day,lol
Getting old and still making "art" without soiling myself, now that's success.
CStrauss posted Sat, 07 November 2009 at 12:03 PM
If you got scammed that many times I dont feel sorry for you. There is a saying fool me once shame on you fool me twice shame on me, (adlib) fool me that many times your just a complete freaking idiot and they should sell hunting license to every to hunt you down and shoot you to get rid of one more stupid person in this world with a IQ of a ping pong ball. LOL just my opinion.
Plutom posted Sat, 07 November 2009 at 12:20 PM
CStrauss its a JOKE. Stop flamming people or you could very well get banned
CStrauss posted Sat, 07 November 2009 at 12:25 PM
I know it was a joke I was just adding my 2 cents on what should happen to people that would fall for that so many time, calm down chillax. If they want to ban me cause they call that flaming so be it.
dphoadley posted Sat, 07 November 2009 at 5:00 PM
*"When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back-seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet."
I'd say that both parties know EXACTLY what is going on here and that neither one is being fooled!
DPH