This is mainly an inside joke (Bobby Stahr will get it..;) but I've been playing around with the Spline tool in Anim8tor (long story), and came up with this chair.

Textures by Tyllo and Tony Lynch, but the design is mine. I realize the fabric is off-center (not sure how to get it 'on-center'...;) but the cushions don't deform too much (this is P5, production mode).

Feel free to eviscerate the design, or supply good ideas for improvement.

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)