A burglar broke into a house one night.
He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,

'Jesus knows you're here.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard

'Jesus is watching you.'

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

'Yep', the parrot confessed, and then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh?  Who in the world are you?'

'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

'The same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'

 

 

“For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible.”

[Stuart Chase]

 hahaha awesome

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That's funny....

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Thanx Annie..I needed that.. ...

 

Once in a while I look around,
I see a sound
and try to write it down
Sometimes they come out very soft
Tinkling light sound
The Sun comes up again

 

 

 

 

 

That is one I'll try to remember.  Good one, Annie

Freaking hilarious, rofl.

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ROFL!

good one ! ! !

At our family’s annual Thanksgiving gathering we each bring in a bunch of jokes to tell after the Thanksgiving meal. This particular joke was read last year and it got most of the laughs. Thanks for posting it here.

ROFL... Good one!

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good one ROFL

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Good one!! :))

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Love that one!