Hi All!

Happy memorial Day weekend. Hope you are all having a great one.

I have to ask for this since I do not know how to model myself so I hope it doesn't sound too weird or offend anyone.

I have an old friend that is going in for some breasttttssss augmentation. We have been friends for along time (Yeah guys and girls can be JUST friends!). I have been teasing her about it for a while since she confided in me and now that she has decided I want to be supportive. But , being the way I am and based on our friendship, I can not step out of character even in my support for her so I gotta bust her girlie chops a bit.

So I want to make a quick and dirty congratulatory/encouraging card with an image to look like a clinical illustration on the front...sort alike a before and after Avatar of her and/or geometric design with lines construct schematic etc. over the realistic avatar and on the inside do another realistic avatar render of her on all fours with a cow udder warning her not to go too far.

I could do the painting over a regular generic 3d render but I am currently a primary care giver for my sick mom and just can't sit and do too much creative work (can't focus for too long when real world duties demand my full attention) so this has to be a quick and easy creative piece.

I was hoping someone here either can lead me to a cow udder I can use for this or....someone has a penchant for the obsurd (or obscene!) and create from scratch a nice posable udder with adjustable teats (preferably so I can have fun with this) though I am desperate and thankful enough to just find a regular generic obj non articulate version. needs to be uv mapped so I can re-texture it though.

Any crazies out there willing to take on this task!?