Ok, first I have UVMapper Pro (can't find my backup), Hexagon 2.5, SILO 2.2, MODO 2, Blacksmith3D V4, and for the life of me, I cannot seem to UV map a damn simple halter dress.  Is there a simple to use UV Program that a dumbass like me can actually map a dress, rather than make a weird looking fractal-like DNA helix?

Thanks, -Starkdog