My job search

"This is quite clever.  I wonder who thinks of all this stuff. "

 1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned.  Couldn't concentrate.

 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack,   but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. 

3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

  4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory,   but that was too exhausting. 

5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme. 

6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker,   but any way I sliced it.... couldn't cut the mustard. 

7. My best job was a Musician,     but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.

 

8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor,        but didn't have any patience. 

9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.     Tried hard but just didn't fit in. 

10. I became a Professional Fisherman,   but discovered I couldn't live on my net income. 

11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company,        but the work was just too draining. 

12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center,      but they said I wasn't fit for the job..  

13. After many years of trying to find steady work,  I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

14. My last job was working in Starbucks,      but had to quit because it was the same old grind.  

 

15. SO, I TRIED   RETIREMENT    AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB! 

 

Once in a while I look around,
I see a sound
and try to write it down
Sometimes they come out very soft
Tinkling light sound
The Sun comes up again