TheBryster opened this issue on Jun 18, 2011 · 14 posts
TheBryster posted Sat, 18 June 2011 at 8:26 AM
Drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen..
Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer..
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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Hubert posted Sat, 18 June 2011 at 10:40 AM
LOL, thanks for the laugh!
Mydixarizin, Dixafix
:))
Personally, I hate Viagra!!!!
I swallowed it once too slowly ... and then suffered from a stiff neck for two days!
;)
Hubert
"All that we see or fear, is but a Sphere inside a Sphere." (E. A. Pryce -- Tuesday afternoon, 1845)
tom271 posted Sat, 18 June 2011 at 11:51 AM
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bobbystahr posted Sat, 18 June 2011 at 2:39 PM
Once
in a while I look around,
I see
a sound
and
try to write it down
Sometimes
they come out very soft
Tinkling light sound
The Sun comes up again
dyret posted Sun, 19 June 2011 at 2:24 AM
thanx! :biggrin:
bobbystahr posted Sun, 19 June 2011 at 9:02 AM
Quote -
Personally, I hate Viagra!!!!
I swallowed it once too slowly ... and then suffered from a stiff neck for two days!;)
Hubert
Thanks for the Sunday morning laff Hubert
Once
in a while I look around,
I see
a sound
and
try to write it down
Sometimes
they come out very soft
Tinkling light sound
The Sun comes up again
electroglyph posted Sun, 19 June 2011 at 10:58 AM
All I know is if I have an erection lasting more than four hours forget the doctor, I'm calling everyone I know to brag about it.
TheBryster posted Sun, 19 June 2011 at 9:45 PM
Electro? I wouldn't waste time bragging. I'd get on and use it.
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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster
And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...
erosiaart posted Mon, 20 June 2011 at 4:41 AM
electro and thebryster?? LOL!!!! Mad hatters! :tongue1:
Rayraz posted Mon, 20 June 2011 at 6:07 AM
Oh theres our weekly dose of Lotsaroflin :P
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tom271 posted Mon, 20 June 2011 at 10:03 AM
laughalots pills..
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kiwi_gg posted Tue, 21 June 2011 at 2:02 AM
I'm with Chris on this one ;-)
Cheers
GG
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Ang25 posted Fri, 01 July 2011 at 5:42 PM
:b_funny:
peedy posted Fri, 01 July 2011 at 11:54 PM
LOL!
You guys are great! :-D
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