SamTherapy opened this issue on Aug 18, 2011 · 23 posts
SamTherapy posted Thu, 18 August 2011 at 11:24 AM
You moma so fat she red shifts.
Two scientists walk into a bar. One orders a glass of H2O and drinks it. The second orders a glass of H2O too. Drinks it and dies.
A higgs boson particle walks into a catholic church. The priest goes mad and shouts "get out of here! You call yourself the God particle! Blasphemy!" The particle sits down and says "Look, I have to stay. Without me you can't have mass".
Argon walks into a bar. Bartender says "we don't serve noble gases in here". Argon doesn't react.
The barman says "we don't serve Tachyons here!"........a tachyon walks into a bar....
Coppula eam se non posit acceptera jocularum.