** 12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio****

**1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'

 2. New Zealand Rugby  Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'

 3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria .. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'

 4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.'

 5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie ( Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . Oh my god !! What have I just said??'

 

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'

 

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

 

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'

 

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this. '

 

10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on 'Sky Sports': 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'

 

11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out there. They're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.'

 

12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny; other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'

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And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...

RFLMAO. ok..me shameless.. I love them! Thank you for the laff... 

LOL!

I still love the one about Arnold Palmer's balls the best! hehehehe

Corrie

with ya on the Arne's balls one but the "where's the 8" you promised me" made me spew coffee .  ..   ...

 

Once in a while I look around,
I see a sound
and try to write it down
Sometimes they come out very soft
Tinkling light sound
The Sun comes up again

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah.
And that in front of an audience, too. LOL

Attached Link: http://www.break.com/index/news-anchors-crack-up-at-double-entendre-2006475

Here's one I found on the net. Enjoy.

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy

:)

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:lol: :b_funny:  at the Arnie's balls and the 8" remark...

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ROFLMAO! These are good. Thanks Bryster.

 

Loved that one, Tjohn.

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...

ditto to what Chris wrote .  ..   ...

 

Once in a while I look around,
I see a sound
and try to write it down
Sometimes they come out very soft
Tinkling light sound
The Sun comes up again

 

 

 

 

 

No. 3 did it for me