stop twiddling your thumbs, man..woman..whilst you waiting for bryce to groan its way  thru a render. Fill thy brain with knowledge that you will forever use in life...  

 

Did you know?
 
If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on the right side of your mouth. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on the left side of your mouth.
 
To make half a kilo of  honey, bees must collect nectar from over 2 million individual  flowers
 
Heroin is the brand name of morphine once marketed by 'Bayer'.
 
Communications giant Nokia was founded in 1865 as a wood-pulp mill by Fredrik Idestam.
   
 Tourists visiting  Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult!
   
 People in nudist colonies play volleyball more than any other sport.
   
 Albert Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel in 1952, but he declined.
   
 Astronauts can't belch - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in their stomachs.
   
 Ancient Roman, Chinese and German societies often used urine as mouthwash.
   
 The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.
   
 The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. In the Renaissance era, it was fashion to shave them off!
   
 Because of the speed at which Earth moves around the Sun, it is impossible for a solar eclipse to last more than 7 minutes and 58 seconds.
   
 The night of January 20 is "Saint Agnes's Eve", which is regarded as a time when a young woman dreams of her future husband.
   
 There are over 25  million bubbles waiting to burst out of each bottle of   Champagne
   
 Google is actually the  common name for a number with a million zeros
   
 It takes glass one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times!
   
 The heat of peppers is  rated on the Scoville scale
   
 Gold is the only metal  that doesn't rust, even if it's buried in the ground for thousands of  years
   
 Your tongue is the only  muscle in your body that is attached at only one  end
   
 If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. When a human body is dehydrated, its thirst 
 mechanism shuts off.
   
 Each year 2,000,000 smokers either quit smoking or die of tobacco-related diseases.
   
 When it originally appeared in 1886 - Coca Cola was billed as an Esteemed Brain Tonic and Intellectual Beverage.
   
 Zero is the only number that cannot be represented by Roman numerals
   
 Kites were used in the American Civil War to deliver letters and newspapers.
   
The song, Auld Lang Syne, is sung at the stroke of midnight in almost every English-speaking country in the world to bring in the new year.
   
 For every real Christmas tree harvested, two to three seedlings are planted in its place.
   
 Drinking water after  eating reduces the acid in your mouth by 61 percent
   
 Peanut oil is used for  cooking in submarines because it doesn't smoke unless it's heated above 450°F
   
 The Shell Oil Company  originally began as a novelty shop in London that sold  seashells
   
 The roar that we hear  when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the  ear.
   
 Nine out of every 10  living things live in the ocean
   
 The banana cannot reproduce itself. It can be propagated only by the hand of  man
   
 Airports at higher  altitudes require a longer airstrip due to lower air  density
   
 Fish and Chip selling  officially remained an offensive trade until 1940 due to the smell it  produces
   
 The University of Alaska  spans four time zones
   
 The tooth is the only part of the human body that cannot heal itself.
   
 In ancient Greece , tossing an apple to a girl was a traditional proposal of marriage.  Catching it meant she accepted.
   
 Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are: Mizaru(See no evil), Mikazaru(Hear no  evil) 
 and Mazaru(Speak no  evil).
   
 Warner Communications paid $28 million for the copyright to the song Happy Birthday.
   
 Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
   
 A comet's tail always  points away from the sun
   
 The Swine Flu vaccine in  1976 caused more death and illness than the disease it was intended to  prevent
   
 Caffeine increases the power of aspirin and other pain killer’s, that is why it is found in some medicines.
   
 The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armor raised their visors to reveal their identity.
   
 If you get into the bottom of a well or a tall chimney and look up, you can see stars, even in the middle of the day.
   
 When a person dies, hearing is the last sense to go. The first sense lost is sight.
   
 Trivia in Roman mythology was the goddess who haunted crossroads, graveyards and was the goddess of 
 sorcery and witchcraft.  She wandered about at night, and was seen only by the barking of dogs who told of her approach.  
   
 In ancient times  strangers shook hands to show that they were  unarmed
   
 Strawberries are the  only fruits whose seeds grow on the outside
   
 Avocados have the  highest calories of any fruit at 167 calories per hundred  grams
   
 It cost the soft drink  industry $100 million a year for thefts committed involving vending  machines
   
 The moon moves about two  inches away from the Earth each year
   
 The Earth gets 100 tons  heavier every day due to falling space dust
   
 Due to earth's gravity  it is impossible for mountains to be higher than 15,000  meters
   
 Men's shirts have the  buttons on the right, but women's shirts have the buttons on the  left
   
 Mickey Mouse is known as  "Topolino" in Italy
   
Soldiers do not march in  step when going across bridges because they could set up a vibration  which could be sufficient to knock the bridge  down
   
The painting that won  second place in a competition held by the US National Academy of Design  was hanging upside down when it was judged
   
 Everything weighs one  percent less at the equator
   
 For every extra kilogram  carried on a space flight, 530 kg of excess fuel are needed at  lift-off
   
 The letter J does not appear anywhere on the periodic table of the elements

I'm left-handed and chew my food in the right side of my mouth. Go figure.

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And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...

ditto and , a correction, to wit:

A googol is the large number 10100, that is, the digit 1 followed by 100 zeros:

10,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000

 

Once in a while I look around,
I see a sound
and try to write it down
Sometimes they come out very soft
Tinkling light sound
The Sun comes up again

 

 

 

 

 

" When a person dies, hearing is the last sense to go. The first sense lost is sight. "

I guess this means when people die in a hospital setting they can hear the doctor pronounce them dead along with the sounds of their family members standing in the room.. 

Just a thouhgt..

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No, Bobby. That's the odds against me winning the lottery......

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One is the loneliest number.

Two can be as sad as one, but the loneliest number is the number one.

There is no such thing as paranoia. They really are out to get you.

The inch is based on the average length of the common inchworm.

It's a long way to Tipperary, unless one lives in Tipperary or somewhere nearby.

Everything you ever do will take longer and be more difficult to achieve than you originally thought. Also it will turn out in the end to have been unnecessary. Including reading this post. Not the thread, just this post.

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy

Anything that can possibly go wrong will. If it doesn't, panic!

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And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...

Quote - *When a person dies, hearing is the last sense to go. The first sense lost is sight."*I guess this means when people die in a hospital setting they can hear the doctor pronounce them dead along with the sounds of their family members standing in the room..

 

Or, if you're really unlucky, switching on the gas at the crematorium!

OMG Starbeef........Shudders.

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you forgot waiting for daz to create documentation for there apps