I'm Old.

I'm fat.

i'm married.

I'm not a prude.

Why is it that everytime I find a flightsuit, Nobel Prize Winner or Aluminum Can Recycler outfit I think I can use it's always got Buttless chaps, nipple clamps or a zipper open down to the curlies?

i'm too old to look like a horndog. At 53... that feces is just creepy and I don't want to be creepy on purpose. It's hard to find clothing for women Characters that doesn't look like it was made by a 14 year old dufus virgin with too much access to Internet Porn.

 

            “So, roll me further B_t__h!”