SamTherapy opened this issue on Nov 21, 2011 · 24 posts
SamTherapy posted Mon, 21 November 2011 at 6:38 AM
My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker.
Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed.
At first I was afraid.......then I was petrified.
Went for my routine check up today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up
my arse!
Do you think I should change dentists?
A wife says to her husband you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back.
He says what do you expect?
You're in a wheel chair.
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a
different creature.
She said "I would like to come back as a cow". I said you're obviously not f--k--g listening.
Doctors have just identified a food that can cause grief and suffering years after it's been eaten.
It's called a wedding cake.
The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst.
So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
Hi mate i don't want you to panic but I'm texting you from the casualty.
Turns out the new Dyson Ball cleaner isn't what i thought it was.
Coppula eam se non posit acceptera jocularum.