skiwillgee opened this issue on Jan 18, 2012 · 11 posts
skiwillgee posted Wed, 18 January 2012 at 1:59 PM
Men Teaching** Classes for Women at
** THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER**
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By January 30, 2012** **
** NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .**
Class 1****
** Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.**
** Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs. beginning at 7:00 PM..**
Class 2****
** Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down,or Complaining About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.** ** **
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.****
Class 3****
** Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.**
** Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.**
Class 4****
** Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.**
** Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. **
Class 5****
** Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.**
** Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM **
Class 6****
** How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups. **
** Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM **
Class 7****
** Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum ..... **
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.** **
Class 8****
** Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!**
** Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. **
Class 9** **
** I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials**.****
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.** **
Class 10****
** How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.**
** 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. ** **
Class 11**
** Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield**.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined** **
Class 12****
** How to Shop by Yourself.**
** Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
rstar posted Wed, 18 January 2012 at 2:34 PM
If only - LOL!
bobbystahr posted Wed, 18 January 2012 at 3:48 PM
I'd repost this on FaceBook, but would be de friended by all the women...heh heh heh
Once
in a while I look around,
I see
a sound
and
try to write it down
Sometimes
they come out very soft
Tinkling light sound
The Sun comes up again
skiwillgee posted Wed, 18 January 2012 at 10:40 PM
Ok ladies, I wasn't serious. In the words of Red Green, "I'm a man... I can change... if I have to..... maybe"
FranOnTheEdge posted Thu, 19 January 2012 at 6:03 AM
I'm surprised that class 12 is so short! ROFL.
Oh and I'd have thought that class should be For Men!
Runs away very, very fast.
Measure
your mind's height
by the shade it casts.
Robert Browning (Paracelsus)
bobbystahr posted Thu, 19 January 2012 at 10:11 AM
Actually Fran, we always shop by ourselves...only way to get it done in less than a week...he heh heh....ducks flying pots and pans...exits stage right....
Once
in a while I look around,
I see
a sound
and
try to write it down
Sometimes
they come out very soft
Tinkling light sound
The Sun comes up again
dyret posted Thu, 19 January 2012 at 7:40 PM
Hm... Wonder if there's any chance of getting guest lectures in Norway :-)
tjohn posted Fri, 20 January 2012 at 6:36 PM
Short course for men on how to understand women:
Give up...it ain't gonna happen.
Just look interested, nod a lot, and keep your mouth shut.
"Does this make my butt look big?" is not a yes or no question, and has only one correct answer: "You look beautiful."
HTH.
John
This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy
FranOnTheEdge posted Sun, 22 January 2012 at 8:24 PM
Quote - Actually Fran, we always shop by ourselves...only way to get it done in less than a week...he heh heh....ducks flying pots and pans...exits stage right....
Depends on the definition of 'done' - 'done correctly' would be nice, but that's not usually what happens.
exit's stage left in a blaze of glory
ROFL!
Measure
your mind's height
by the shade it casts.
Robert Browning (Paracelsus)
skiwillgee posted Sun, 22 January 2012 at 8:58 PM
Fran is absolutely correct. Women shop, men buy; therefore, men can never understand the shopping thing much less ever do it "correctly" as pointed out. A man (I'm a man) will never grasp the need to continue looking for an item after he has found it. That is the crux of the matter.
Willie shouts to Fran making sure she is out of ear shot before speaking then runs for cover
erosiaart posted Tue, 24 January 2012 at 3:49 AM
i 'buy'. put me in a store for 15 mins..and i die. and i am a woman.. proud to be that.
takes a bow and jumps down the middle of the stage...