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I aim to update it about once a month. Oh, and it's free!

Esther's leak is exciting!

Can you include a "how-to" video? Sock drawer organization is very difficult for me! I'm likely to store cabbages, tools, and bills in the same drawer. So something specific like- argyles in one drawer- solid colors in the next- and cabbage in the refridgerator-would be a big help.

Thanks,

Eric

BTW: Is there a separate video for those "down under?" A friend of mine from Australia has a world map that is upside down. How do you keep the socks from falling out?

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He's reorganizing his sock drawer tomorrow.

Love esther

I live downunder. And you are correct. The socks must fall out. They're scattered around everywhere except where they are meant to be. Now I know why.

Love esther

I aim to update it about once a month. Oh, and it's free!

Quote - So Steve for guessing the right answer, what did I win? A free copy of PoserPro2012? Or perhaps a free copy of the latest version C4D? Possibly a free copy of Vue Infinite?

Being a punk and feeling lucky (sorry Clint :biggrin:) just maybe, just maybe I won all 3!

To the rest of you reading this, help me out here so I get my "game changing" prizes. I will share!

Oh you really didn't think there would be snazzy prizes did you? If you're lucky, I won't send the Ninja Cat around to pounce on you for spoiling the announcement surprise so early on in the thread. How's that grab you?

Ever here of an implied contract?

But I think declaring me the winner was not correct.

Esther revealing you actually have a sock drawer, I think is the biggest annoucement I have seen in the 3D world in over a decade! You can send her the cat instead.

Gary

"Those who lose themselves in a passion lose less than those who lose their passion"

WEll i really hope all of you guys who bought cats previously will not be disappointed that I got my cat for free.

Love esther

I aim to update it about once a month. Oh, and it's free!

Quote - I know what it is. I've definitely got it, and no I don't have any inside info.

He's reorganizing his sock drawer tomorrow.

Love esther

Not while I still live there, he isn't!

The "I" in Doric is Silent.

I'm not giving the cat back.

I aim to update it about once a month. Oh, and it's free!

Esther

Glad to help! I would really be in double trouble in Australia- my socks do the same-and I'm in the northern hemisphere.

Cheers,

Eric

Quote - I live downunder. And you are correct. The socks must fall out. They're scattered around everywhere except where they are meant to be. Now I know why.

Love esther

Ha Ha! You should have a large say in how your home is organized!

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He's reorganizing his sock drawer tomorrow.

Love esther

Not while I still live there, he isn't!

Look at the small print in your lease. The landlord has every right to spot inspections at Midnight when the disco ball is spinning backwards and is allowed to reorganise said drawer on the 3rd Friday of every birth month of his favorite singer.

You're the long lost cousin of Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop?

"It is good to see ourselves as others see us. Try as we may, we are never
able to know ourselves fully as we are, especially the evil side of us.
This we can do only if we are not angry with our critics but will take in good
heart whatever they might have to say." - Ghandi

Now there's a name I haven't heard in well.... forever.

PS - Gricter. The only thing implied by calling you a winner was that there might be prizes. Valuable ones however were never mentioned or implied. How's about some belly button lint for Rikishi?

He was arrested recently-or so I read.

Are there really people who are not familiar with Mr. Zopittyob-Bop-Bop-?

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A hint at last!

The belly button lint is sure to spawn 3rd party sales of texture maps.

PS - Gricter. The only thing implied by calling you a winner was that there might be prizes. Valuable ones however were never mentioned or implied. How's about some belly button lint for Rikishi?

The winning guess gets Daz Studio 4 Pro absolutely free! A $429.95 value! But wait, there's more! You also get some other 3D apps that Daz acquired and wishes they hadn't, because sales were poor! Call now with your guess! Operators are standing by!

Quote - A hint at last!

The belly button lint is sure to spawn 3rd party sales of texture maps.

PS - Gricter. The only thing implied by calling you a winner was that there might be prizes. Valuable ones however were never mentioned or implied. How's about some belly button lint for Rikishi?

Value? Eegads!!!!!!

Have you checked how much belly button lint for Rikshi is selling for on E-bay?

I'll take the lint if you get it here so I can sell it by the end of the month. Based on recently closed auctions on Ebay for belly button lint I should be able to collect enough to be able to get DS4A, Bryce and Hexgon if I can close the sale by Feb 28th.

Gary

"Those who lose themselves in a passion lose less than those who lose their passion"

Quote - The winning guess gets Daz Studio 4 Pro absolutely free! A $429.95 value! But wait, there's more! You also get some other 3D apps that Daz acquired and wishes they hadn't, because sales were poor! Call now with your guess! Operators are standing by!

Hey Hey Mister! That's not my announcement! You have me confused with some company in Utah! I'm in Texas and we only do things BIG here! Massive even!

Been to Texas. Dallas, specifically. And Garland, which is kinda next door to Dallas, right?

Nice place, what I saw of it. Wouldn't say downtown Dallas is big, though. Some tall buildings, lots of mirror glass but the land area of the downtown bit is relatively tiny, IMO. Walked around there for a bit, went over to the "Book depository" area, which is kinda nice and low key. And not very big.

Teeny tiny little airport, too. I mean, really small. Smaller than East Midlands airport over here, and that's miniscule. OHare at Chicago, however, bloody big place. Had to cross it in about 10 minutes to get my flight, never having been there before. Only just made it.

And a ten gallon hat holds about 6 pints. That's US pints, btw. Which are a lot smaller than British pints. US pint = 440 ml UK pint = 576 ml.

So, how much bigger do you do things there? ;)

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Ya got me there. I'm really just a Texan transplant from Missouri, the "Show Me" state. Texas hasn't shown me yet how they do things bigger yet. I think I have to learn the secret hand shake first.

Why's it called the "Show Me" state? Being a Brit and all that, I know next to nowt about why places are known as whatever they're known as. Other than places over here, of course.

Hey, I saw a great street name the other day. I'll have to take a photo of it: Goosebutt Lane. Sounds vaguely disturbing. We have totally barking crazy street names over here. It's the weather, it does things to our brains. So does lack of sleep, hence most of my posts tonight. :)

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Basically it means Missouri is full of Sceptics who don't believe anything until they see it. Don't know where it originated but it makes us sound like a bunch of doubting Thomas's. LOL.

Ah. Got it now.

We have a town - Hartlepool - where the people are called "Monkey Hangers".

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I'm afraid to even ask. LOL!

Quote - Ya got me there. I'm really just a Texan transplant from Missouri, the "Show Me" state. Texas hasn't shown me yet how they do things bigger yet. I think I have to learn the secret hand shake first.

Texas is famous for Big hair on the older women. Something about being closer to God if I remember right.

Plus at the Amercian Airlines Terminal at the Dallas airport if you are changing planes and you come in at a gate at one end and you leave at a gate at the other end, and that is reverse of the tram, you understand how freaking Big of a mistake the person that deseigned the terminal actually made. :cursing:

Gary

"Those who lose themselves in a passion lose less than those who lose their passion"

The UK is full of strange place names. Here's a few from The Daily Telegraph (a supposedly serious national paper), some of which may lose their meaning when crossing the Atlantic - in which case, Google at your own risk:

Cocks, Cornwall
Minge Lane, Upton-upon-Severn, Worcestershire, England
Bell End, Worcestershire, England
Twatt, Shetland (note, there is another Twatt in Orkney)
Sandy Balls, a long-established holiday centre in New Forest, Hampshire, England with a name dating back to Henry VIII
Fingringhoe, Essex, England
Back Passage, City of London, an alleyway in the EC1 postal district
Shitterton, Dorset, England
Slag Lane, Merseyside, a residential street in Haydock, England
Hole of Horcum, North York Moors, England
Fanny Hands Lane, Lincolnshire, England
Inchinnan Drive, Renfrewshire, Scotland
Cockshoot Close, Oxfordshire, England
Funbag Drive, Watford, England
Fanny Avenue, Derbyshire, England
Beaver Close, Surrey, England
Dick Court, Lanarkshire, Scotland
Felch Square, Powys, Wales
Lickfold, West Sussex, England
Rimswell, East Riding of Yorkshire, England
Spanker Lane, Nether Heage, Derbyshire
Cocknmouth Close, West End, Surrey
Friars' Entry, Oxford, Oxfordshire, England
Butt Hole Road, Conisbrough, South Yorkshire
Cockermouth, Allerdale, Cumbria
Fine Bush Lane, Ruislip
Ladygate Lane, Ruislip
Hornyold Road, Malvern, Worcestershire, England
Crotch Crescent, Marston, Oxford, England
Cumming Court, Pitville, Gloucestershire, England

They don't mention that Magpie Lane in Oxford was not always known as "Magpie Lane". It was called something very rude indeed. Read the history section, and be aware that its former name may offend modern sensibilities.

Over the years I've convinced many people that there's a hill called Hucking Fell, but it's not true. There is, however, one called Great Cockup in Cumbtia (northern England).

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Theres also the River Piddle, way down in Dorest. Plus the p**hing gargoyle at Aswarby Church in Lincolnshire.

Pinky - you left the lens cap of your mind on again.

You guys seemed to be obsessing over the Kama Sutra when you named a lot of those street names.

Not really. Given our heritage, we're fairly basic in our words and descriptions. Most of the folks who went over to begin the colonies that became the USA were somewhat uptight about that sorta thing, being of Baptist and Puritan backgrounds, so they left that kind of "objectionable" and "offensive" stuff back with us.

The one cspear mentions - If I remember correctly - is named the same as another road in London and (I believe) York. I'll kill the mystery and tell you. It's Gropecunt Lane. And yes, it really does mean exactly what it says. Named for the place prostitutes frequented. AFAIK, the one in London is now restored to the name but the one in York has another, much more innocuous name.

Speaking of words and being basic, you do know the origin of "joystick"? More precisely, why pilots called it that in the first place?

Final edit:

Butt Hole Road is in the next(ish) town to me. I could take a photo if you really wanted. :)

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Quote - Not really. Given our heritage, we're fairly basic in our words and descriptions. Most of the folks who went over to begin the colonies that became the USA were somewhat uptight about that sorta thing, being of Baptist and Puritan backgrounds, so they left that kind of "objectionable" and "offensive" stuff back with us.

The one cspear mentions - If I remember correctly - is named the same as another road in London and (I believe) York. I'll kill the mystery and tell you. It's Gropecunt Lane. And yes, it really does mean exactly what it says. Named for the place prostitutes frequented. AFAIK, the one in London is now restored to the name but the one in York has another, much more innocuous name.

Speaking of words and being basic, you do know the origin of "joystick"? More precisely, why pilots called it that in the first place?

Final edit:

Butt Hole Road is in the next(ish) town to me. I could take a photo if you really wanted. :)

Have a town nearby in upstate NY called Butts Corners.

Here are a few you Brits must have passed onto the colonies :blink:

Loveladies, New Jersey
Hooker, Oklahoma
Hooker Hole, Louisiana
Romance, Arkansas
Horneytown, North Carolina
French Lick, Indiana
Sweet Lips, Tennessee
Fanny, West Virginia
Busti, New York
Big Beaver, Pennsylvania
Butts, Georgia
Buttzville, New Jersey
Dicktown, New Jersey
Erect, North Carolina
New Erection, Virginia
Dickshooter, Idaho
Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Loving, New Mexico
Climax, Georgia
Conception, Missouri
Fidelity, Missouri

Burns Down, South Carolina
Pyro, Ohio
Frankenstein, Missouri

Humptulips, Washington
Looneyville, Minnesota <---where I should move to
Looneyville, New York <--or here instead

Burnt Water, Arizona <----how is that possible

Because...

Why, Arizona
Whynot, Mississippi
Whynot, North Carolina
Ynot, Montana

I think you Brits forgot to list one (ouch) Penistone, UK

Gary

"Those who lose themselves in a passion lose less than those who lose their passion"

I think I'm getting ideas for my next announcement.

Quote - I think I'm getting ideas for my next announcement.

Oh no don't tell us we are going to play "Where in the World is Steve Jax?"

Gary

"Those who lose themselves in a passion lose less than those who lose their passion"

Oh no! It will be more earth shattering than that!

Unlike the road name I posted, the vast majority of 'em will have perfectly innocent origins, "butt", for example, being a barrel and a unit of measure.

Penistone is between Sheffield and Barnsley, so not too far from here. The CBers (remember them?) called it Genital City. :) BTW, it's pronounced Penny-Ston. Just so you don't make a numpty of yourself if you visit.

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