tjohn opened this issue on Jun 05, 2012 · 8 posts
tjohn posted Tue, 05 June 2012 at 1:58 PM
**Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had.
Bubba said, 'Shingles' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles..' So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.**
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An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in the nude and asked Bubba what he had.**
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Bubba said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'
Bubba said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??'**
Hope I brightened your day.
*John
This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy
Ravyns posted Tue, 05 June 2012 at 2:38 PM
LOL!!! Good One!!
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erosiaart posted Tue, 05 June 2012 at 3:35 PM
nice!!!
tom271 posted Tue, 05 June 2012 at 8:45 PM
Funny...
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bobbystahr posted Tue, 05 June 2012 at 9:03 PM
thanks John...needed that...
Once
in a while I look around,
I see
a sound
and
try to write it down
Sometimes
they come out very soft
Tinkling light sound
The Sun comes up again
peedy posted Tue, 05 June 2012 at 11:52 PM
:-DDD
Corrie
dyret posted Wed, 06 June 2012 at 12:10 AM
Thank you! I sort of knew what was coming but laughed out loud all the same!
UVDan posted Fri, 22 June 2012 at 4:07 AM Forum Moderator
Good one! You forgot the part where he was charged eleven grand for a one hour visit and turned over to collection when he could not pay it.
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