As the winner of the last Bryce Challenge,

Starbeef

has thrown down the gauntlet.

I Am A James Bond Villain

Starbeef has set the following challenge:

You are the worlds No.1 criminal mastermind, you've plotted, schemed and back stabbed your way to the top. Stromberg, Blofeld and Auric Goldfinger are but bungling amateurs compared to you! You've amassed your wealth and devised the perfect plan for world domination – all you need now is a secret base to operate from before that pesky secret service agent shows up to throw a Walther PPK in the works...

That then is aim of this challenge... design your very own Bond villain super-base!

Think shark pools, missile silos, monorails and high-backed comfy swivel chairs so you can do that swivelling round to greet people thing! Go nuts, after all you're a complete and utter madman....er...genius...!

It can be either an interior or exterior render, but please bear in mind that a secret base hidden away under a mountain is just a mountain – so make sure that there is enough surface structure visible to identify it as your secret base. (Just pretend it's invisible to radar or something!). A brief explanation of your bases capabilities would also be greatly appreciated – if you have an exploding loo tell us about it please!

Imports, nukes, extortion allowed.

No Post work, adaptive camouflage or dim witted henchmen.

Runners up will be issued with cyanide pills - you know the price of failure, Number One....

Countersigned:

R.E.N.D.O.

Rogue Enterprises and Ne'er-do-wells Domination Order

Good Luck to everyone!

Challenge is on as of now.

Closing date: July 31st
Entry page will be up soon.

 

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