I got an email from a well-known e-retailer here in the UK, offering me a good deal on a Blu Ray surround-sound system - someone somewhere must be tracking my recent Internet searches, unless Santa is in league with them.  I clicked on a link to see some online reviews of the item, which appeared all to be in French; fortunately, there was a handy "translate" button:

"I bought the home to improve the sound of my flat screen and dvd player more clustered and chain fast but hifi.Installation attention to fixing arriière device. Because plastique.Le molded into the drive blu-ray works well and the search for radio stations is not very well explained and lack shame because the RDS station to find out which one is his est.Le améllioré but changing the settings are not so good for flagrant.Trés small pieces and just to improve the sound. For music and movie lovers can be a bit juste.Mais quality price."

Flagrant shame!*

My self-build system - Vista 64 on a Kingston 240GB SSD, Asus P5Q Pro MB, Quad 6600 CPU, 8 Gb Geil Black Dragon Ram, CoolerMaster HAF932 full tower chassis, EVGA Geforce GTX 750Ti Superclocked 2 Gb, Coolermaster V8 CPU aircooler, Enermax 600W Modular PSU, 240Gb SSD, 2Tb HDD storage, 28" LCD monitor, and more red LEDs than a grown man really needs.....I built it in 2008 and can't afford a new one, yet.....!

My Software - Poser Pro 2012, Photoshop, Bryce 6 and Borderlands......"Catch a  r--i---d-----e-----!"