Forum: Poser - OFFICIAL

Subject: HU: Free Very Naughty Poser Porn Model :)

mrsparky opened this issue on Jan 04, 2013 · 34 posts

mrsparky posted Fri, 04 January 2013 at 10:04 PM

HU: Free Very Naughty Poser Porn Model :) Opps, did I say porn, I meant Prawn! :) One day, I'll learn to spell, but until then meet Pete the Prawn. Who's one seriously naughty Crusty Crustacean. Inspired by Ron Liesman's cartoons and way too much caffeine, he's seafood with a capital Smack! From the genus "cameronrobusporus", Pete comes completely tooled up with bovver boots, a shooter, knife, club and broken wine bottle. Once I catch him again, he'll be swimming around your poser runtime causing shrimpy mayhem. In Poser 4 (and higher) prop format, he'll come canned as one fully loaded prawn, one plain prawn, plus all 4 weapons as separate items. Capture date is expected to be this weekend (Jan 5th-7th) and best of all he'll be totally free!

Pinky - you left the lens cap of your mind on again.


Alisa posted Fri, 04 January 2013 at 10:19 PM

LOL, when I saw the message was from you, I KNEW it was gonna be something funny!  Look forward to it :)

Cheers,
Alisa

RETIRED HiveWire 3D QAV Director

mylemonblue posted Fri, 04 January 2013 at 10:33 PM

Hahaha. Lets hear it for malicious sea food!

Of course to whales he/she might be delicous seafood, no wonder he's well armed.  (-_^)

My brain is just a toy box filled with weird things

infinity10 posted Fri, 04 January 2013 at 10:54 PM

cute and evil

Eternal Hobbyist

 

ToxicWolf posted Sat, 05 January 2013 at 9:16 AM

:biggrin: Love it.

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lesbentley posted Sat, 05 January 2013 at 10:06 AM

Brilliant! 👍

randym77 posted Sat, 05 January 2013 at 10:17 AM

OMG.  I LOVE him!!!!  He's adorable.

Sa_raneth posted Sat, 05 January 2013 at 10:56 AM

capture him soon  love  him   thanks  for creating  such a  wicked  prawn

pokeydots posted Sat, 05 January 2013 at 3:27 PM

I do love cute toons and this is CUTE! 

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mrsparky posted Sat, 05 January 2013 at 6:16 PM

Attached Link: http://www.sparkyworld.co.uk/3d10own.htm

Love all the fishy and naughty jokes! :) Pleased to say he's now been caught, canned and ready for download! Link is above. Large piccy on the site shows whats in the zip. Plus theres some templates as well. Also please read me the readme file if you have problems with the body mesh going scaly if exporting. Theres a solution for it there. Not 100% sure why, but I reckon it's because this bit was made in Sculptris which doesn't always play nice with poser. Though it works perfectly OK in poser and Vue. The read me also has some hints and ideas for other texturing ideas. BTW - I'll be offline from now until tomorrow. Other folks here want to do some facebooking, and if I don't let them I'll be feeding da fishies :)

Pinky - you left the lens cap of your mind on again.


pokeydots posted Sat, 05 January 2013 at 6:19 PM

Thank you MrSparky :)

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Alisa posted Sat, 05 January 2013 at 6:26 PM

Thanks :)

Cheers,
Alisa

RETIRED HiveWire 3D QAV Director

pokeydots posted Sat, 05 January 2013 at 8:11 PM

Prawn has been sneaking around the forums and got a hold of LaurieA's Crayons! Anyone want to buy some artwork ?

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Sa_raneth posted Sat, 05 January 2013 at 8:29 PM

thanks bunches  gonna  enjoy this one

 

Alisa posted Sat, 05 January 2013 at 8:44 PM

lol Pokeydots!

Cheers,
Alisa

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pokeydots posted Sat, 05 January 2013 at 8:45 PM

:)

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•ATI Radeon HD 4200 integrated graphics 
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enigma-man posted Sat, 05 January 2013 at 10:52 PM

I hate being tricked... People and their damned typos (intentiontal too)..

BURN IN HELL Mr. Sparky :)

trumarcar posted Sun, 06 January 2013 at 2:49 AM

WONDERFUL!! Thank you very much!

 

(I'll pass on Pete the Prawn's artwork, thanks, Pokeydots but yours is great!! )

mininessie posted Sun, 06 January 2013 at 3:42 AM

great figure!

and the image so funny!!

 

thanks you!!!!

mrsparky posted Sun, 06 January 2013 at 6:14 PM

*BURN IN HELL Mr. Sparky :)* Beat you there :) LOL BTW - if anyone wants the signs, post and I'll freebie them. Pokeydots nice work, like the artwork :)

Pinky - you left the lens cap of your mind on again.


mrsparky posted Sun, 06 January 2013 at 6:15 PM

PS = glad everyone is enjoying this!

Pinky - you left the lens cap of your mind on again.


Tessalynne posted Mon, 07 January 2013 at 1:11 AM

Would love to have the signs as well.  And thank you for this cute fellow, love him.

Sa_raneth posted Mon, 07 January 2013 at 6:02 AM

yes  the signs  would  be  much appreciated

 

pokeydots posted Mon, 07 January 2013 at 9:04 AM

Thanks mrsparky, and would love the signs too :)

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Hard Drive Size:  1TB
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Operating System:  Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit 
Graphics Type:  ATI Radeon HD 4200
•ATI Radeon HD 4200 integrated graphics 
System Ram:  8GB 

mrsparky posted Mon, 07 January 2013 at 9:49 PM

Pleased to say the signs are now up..just use the same link as before. Silly Signs is a simple poser prop of a road sign representing the entrance to Hell.Aka the A259 into Polski Bognor, or more whats more commonly called Satans bottom, after he's eaten a really bad vindaloo. Originally erected by the local council for directional purposes. Over time the sign has suitably decorated with much more useful and helpful informational messages and travel hints. Predominately the message is don't! While a 35 mile detour may seem slightly excessive, Arundel has a really really nice castle. Also please remember that Mr Sparky can not assist you if you fail to heed the warnings on the sign. Nor can he help with the deep therapy you'll need afterwards or removing the scars from whats left of your soul. Oh and whatever you don't drink the water! :)

Pinky - you left the lens cap of your mind on again.


randym77 posted Tue, 08 January 2013 at 5:09 AM

Thank you.  It's awesome!

Tessalynne posted Tue, 08 January 2013 at 5:47 AM

Thank you!

Sa_raneth posted Tue, 08 January 2013 at 6:44 AM

thank you

 

mrsparky posted Tue, 08 January 2013 at 9:26 PM

Thanks everyone heres the last one for now......a pen_is...mightier than the sword of course :) If anyone wants just shout.

Pinky - you left the lens cap of your mind on again.


Sa_raneth posted Tue, 08 January 2013 at 10:18 PM

i would  like to have  the  pen  please

 

Tessalynne posted Tue, 08 January 2013 at 10:20 PM

Oh yes please.

mrsparky posted Wed, 09 January 2013 at 6:50 PM

It's ready! Same link as posted before. What you'll get is a set of poser props (.pp2)... 1 Bruiser of a biro. Zoned so you can change the headband/clip colours and make a Rambo style bandanna or change the hands colours. 1 Flattened sword. As well as the silly face, it's been mapped so it uses a a single texture but you can also easily replace other bits of it with app specific metal shaders. Looks well nice then. 1 Set of Spinny Stars, like those that appear around characters heads in classic cartoons. These are not transmaps, but actual modeled stars. Thanks to Spacebones for releasing his free boolean cutting set into freestuff, which allowed me to make these stars really easily.

Pinky - you left the lens cap of your mind on again.


Tessalynne posted Wed, 09 January 2013 at 7:34 PM

Thank you.

randym77 posted Wed, 09 January 2013 at 9:24 PM

Thanks!  Just what I always wanted.  (Nearly) nekkid Vicky in a temple with a pen!