I got this in my mail today :

         Mathematics:
        This comes from 2 maths teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. Experience.
        It has an indisputable mathematical logic.
        It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
        This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint..
        it goes like this:

        What Makes 100%?

        What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

        Ever wonder about those people who say they
        are giving more than 100%?  We have all been
        to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

        How about achieving 103%?

        What makes up 100% in life?

        Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

        If:
        A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

        Is represented as:
        1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19
        20 21 22 23 24 25 26

        Then:

        H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
        8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

        And

        K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
        11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =96%

        But,

        A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
        1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

        And,

        B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
        2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

        AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

        A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
        1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 =118%

        So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
        Now you know why some people are where they are!

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And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...

LOL.. I've got to send this one to my daughter.  She'll apreciate it since she just encountered one of the 103% people at work yesterday.. LOL

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Thanks Chris...I knew some one some where had sussed this one out....

 

Once in a while I look around,
I see a sound
and try to write it down
Sometimes they come out very soft
Tinkling light sound
The Sun comes up again

 

 

 

 

 

LOL...I'm pushing this forward to some friends who I know will appreciate it. This from an underachiever...or is that 103% statement? (He...he)

 

 

 

That is priceless!  Thanks for the LOL moment!

Thanks! Finaly mathematics makes sense to me :-)

hahaha you wouldn't believe how many times I've been asked to give 110%, 120% even 200%...

It doesn't matter how many times you make the impossible happen or save someone's ass. Even if you could give 110%, people would downgrade the same result to 90% the next time you've got to do the same thing.

In other words, when you're at work, any results of your labour will only be rated excellent once. After that, they become the expected result.

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